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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063942873" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Cyril And Cecil</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two gay guys, called Cyril and Cecil naturally, are in a train compartment with just one other passenger, a City type reading his Daily Telegraph.</p><p>"Cecil?" asks Cyril. "Do you mind if I fart?"</p><p>Cecil replies, "Of course not, luvvy! Go ahead!"</p><p>And with that Cyril emits a "Pffffffffff!" like an emission of steam, barely audible.</p><p>A few minutes later Cecil asks, "Cyril? Do you mind I have a little farty poo?"</p><p>"No darling!" says Cecil.</p><p>And Cyril duly replies with a "Psssssssss!", a mere whisper in the air.</p><p>The City gent puts down his newspaper and says "I couldn't help overhearing you two chaps, but would you mind awfully if I had a fart?"</p><p>Cyril and Cecil reply "Don't be shy on our part, ducky!"</p><p>And with that the City gent lets out a"HRRRRRMPPPPPHHHHHHFFFFFFFF!", window-rattling, triple salko, 10 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo of a fart with possible follow through!</p><p>With that, Cyril turns to Cecil and says, "You can always tell a virgin!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>How do you brainwash a blonde?</p><p>Give her a douche and shake her upside down.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?</p><p>When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>How does a lesbian hold her liquor?</p><p>By the ears.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>Q. How does an asthmatic lesbian breathe?</p><p>A. In snatches.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>What do you call lesbian twins?</p><p>Lick-a-likes.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>What do you call a jewish homosexual?</p><p>A Heblew</p><p>***</p><p>Did you hear about the gay bank robber?</p><p>He tied up the safe and blew the guard.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>What were the two gays doing in the telephone box?</p><p>Ringing each other.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p>Two gay guys are in a bar and a beautiful blonde walks in wearing a tight t-shirt with no bra. "God, look at that," says one gay guy, "it's enough to make you want to be a lesbian."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063942873, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Cyril And Cecil[/COLOR][/B] Two gay guys, called Cyril and Cecil naturally, are in a train compartment with just one other passenger, a City type reading his Daily Telegraph. "Cecil?" asks Cyril. "Do you mind if I fart?" Cecil replies, "Of course not, luvvy! Go ahead!" And with that Cyril emits a "Pffffffffff!" like an emission of steam, barely audible. A few minutes later Cecil asks, "Cyril? Do you mind I have a little farty poo?" "No darling!" says Cecil. And Cyril duly replies with a "Psssssssss!", a mere whisper in the air. The City gent puts down his newspaper and says "I couldn't help overhearing you two chaps, but would you mind awfully if I had a fart?" Cyril and Cecil reply "Don't be shy on our part, ducky!" And with that the City gent lets out a"HRRRRRMPPPPPHHHHHHFFFFFFFF!", window-rattling, triple salko, 10 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo of a fart with possible follow through! With that, Cyril turns to Cecil and says, "You can always tell a virgin!" How do you brainwash a blonde? Give her a douche and shake her upside down. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] How does a lesbian hold her liquor? By the ears. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] Q. How does an asthmatic lesbian breathe? A. In snatches. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] What do you call a jewish homosexual? A Heblew *** Did you hear about the gay bank robber? He tied up the safe and blew the guard. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] What were the two gays doing in the telephone box? Ringing each other. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] Two gay guys are in a bar and a beautiful blonde walks in wearing a tight t-shirt with no bra. "God, look at that," says one gay guy, "it's enough to make you want to be a lesbian." [/QUOTE]
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