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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063947009" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...</span></strong></p><p></p><p>10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and</p><p>then we can talk".</p><p>9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.</p><p>8. The cat is on Valium.</p><p>7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they</p><p>learned to speak through clenched teeth.</p><p>6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to</p><p>decaffeinated.</p><p>5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds</p><p>the number of people in the family.</p><p>4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.</p><p>3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement</p><p>officials.</p><p>2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can</p><p>take out the trash.</p><p>1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Man/Woman Discovered....</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.</p><p>Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.</p><p></p><p>Man discovered colors, invented painting.</p><p>Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.</p><p></p><p>Man discovered speech, invented conversation.</p><p>Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.</p><p></p><p>Man discovered agriculture, invented food.</p><p>Woman discovered food, invented diet.</p><p></p><p>Man discovered friendship, invented love.</p><p>Woman discovered love, invented marriage.</p><p></p><p>Man discovered woman, invented sex.</p><p>Woman discovered sex, invented headache.</p><p></p><p>Man discovered trade, invented money.</p><p>Woman discovered money, and it was a complete mess after that.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063947009, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...[/COLOR][/B] 10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 8. The cat is on Valium. 7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth. 6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated. 5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family. 4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners. 3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials. 2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash. 1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates. [B][COLOR="Teal"]Man/Woman Discovered....[/COLOR][/B] Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman discovered painting, invented make-up. Man discovered speech, invented conversation. Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip. Man discovered agriculture, invented food. Woman discovered food, invented diet. Man discovered friendship, invented love. Woman discovered love, invented marriage. Man discovered woman, invented sex. Woman discovered sex, invented headache. Man discovered trade, invented money. Woman discovered money, and it was a complete mess after that. [/QUOTE]
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