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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063947538" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A wino walked into a bar one day, and started begging for drinks.</p><p>One of the patrons tells him he'll buy the old sot a drink, but</p><p>first he has to take a drink from the spittoon over in the corner.</p><p>The wino is in a bad way, so he takes the guy up on his offer, goes</p><p>over and picks up the spittoon, raises it to his lips, and starts</p><p>chugging away.</p><p>The guy at the bar, who didn't really believe the wino would take</p><p>him up on his offer, is horrified. "Stop! Stop!" he yells, "I'll</p><p>buy you a drink now!"</p><p>But the wino keeps on drinking from the spittoon.</p><p>Again the guy at the bar calls out, "Stop! Put the spittoon down!</p><p>I'll buy you a drink!"</p><p>But the wino keeps on drinking. Finally, after about five minutes</p><p>he stops, and puts the spittoon down.</p><p>So the guy at the bar says, "Hey, didn't you hear me telling you</p><p>to stop? Why didn't you stop?"</p><p>"I couldn't," the wino replies, "it was all one string."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">`````</span></strong></p><p>Little Johnny was only six years old when he tried to feel his sister's friend's pussy. She slapped him and said not to do that because her pussy had teeth and it would bite!</p><p>Years passed and little Johnny grew into a man. He was sitting in his car with his girlfriend, rubbing her thighs and squeezing her tits, when she said, "Are you ever going to feel my pussy Johnny?"</p><p>"I can't!" replied Johnny, "All pussy's have teeth!"</p><p>"What do you mean? My pussy doesn't have teeth!" his girlfriend replied, "Look I will show you!"</p><p>Johnny's girlfriend opened her legs wide for him to see and she opened up her pussy hole as far as it would stretch.</p><p>"Your right!" said Johnny, "But I'm not surprised you have no teeth, with gums like that!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">`````</span></strong></p><p>Two blacks and a Polack are walking down the street. One black</p><p>snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got the rhythm." The other</p><p>black snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got the rhythm."</p><p>The polack snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got this snot</p><p>on my finger!"</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>`````</strong></span></p><p>Q: What does a toilet and a woman have in common?</p><p>A: Without the hole in the middle they aren't worth shit.</p><p>Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?</p><p>A. Potpourri</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063947538, member: 14320"] A wino walked into a bar one day, and started begging for drinks. One of the patrons tells him he'll buy the old sot a drink, but first he has to take a drink from the spittoon over in the corner. The wino is in a bad way, so he takes the guy up on his offer, goes over and picks up the spittoon, raises it to his lips, and starts chugging away. The guy at the bar, who didn't really believe the wino would take him up on his offer, is horrified. "Stop! Stop!" he yells, "I'll buy you a drink now!" But the wino keeps on drinking from the spittoon. Again the guy at the bar calls out, "Stop! Put the spittoon down! I'll buy you a drink!" But the wino keeps on drinking. Finally, after about five minutes he stops, and puts the spittoon down. So the guy at the bar says, "Hey, didn't you hear me telling you to stop? Why didn't you stop?" "I couldn't," the wino replies, "it was all one string." [B][COLOR="Red"]`````[/COLOR][/B] Little Johnny was only six years old when he tried to feel his sister's friend's pussy. She slapped him and said not to do that because her pussy had teeth and it would bite! Years passed and little Johnny grew into a man. He was sitting in his car with his girlfriend, rubbing her thighs and squeezing her tits, when she said, "Are you ever going to feel my pussy Johnny?" "I can't!" replied Johnny, "All pussy's have teeth!" "What do you mean? My pussy doesn't have teeth!" his girlfriend replied, "Look I will show you!" Johnny's girlfriend opened her legs wide for him to see and she opened up her pussy hole as far as it would stretch. "Your right!" said Johnny, "But I'm not surprised you have no teeth, with gums like that!" [B][COLOR="Red"]`````[/COLOR][/B] Two blacks and a Polack are walking down the street. One black snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got the rhythm." The other black snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got the rhythm." The polack snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got this snot on my finger!" [COLOR="Red"][B]`````[/B][/COLOR] Q: What does a toilet and a woman have in common? A: Without the hole in the middle they aren't worth shit. Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? A. Potpourri [/QUOTE]
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