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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063951369" data-attributes="member: 14320">Nasty Gay JokesThere once were four gay friends that lived in a small town. Feelingthe need for freedom to truly be themselves, they moved to the bigcity.Once there they had a good ole time, but unfortunately one of them,Lloyd, fell into the drug scene and ended up with aids.After his death his three friends had his body cremated and gottogether to divide his ashes so each could remember Lloyd in his ownway.The first friend said,"I am going to take Lloyd's ashes with me to thetop of the highest mountain. There I will have a hang glider and as Iglide to earth I will scatter his ashes to the wind, because Lloydloved to hang glide."The second friend said, "Well, I am going to go out on my boat withLloyd's ashes and sail into the sea. And when I am far away from allland I will scatter his ashes on the water, because Lloyd loved tosail."The third friend just looked and them both and said, "Well, you can dowhatever you want, but as for me, I'm taking Lloyd's ashes with me toWendy's and sprinkling them on a bowl of chili so he can tear my ass upone more time!"*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*Two faggots were on the beach, one says to the other, "shall I put theumbrella up?" The other one replies, "yes but don't open it!"Two faggots are in a hot tub pushing a big turd back and forth in thewater. Another fag walks by and asks, "What the hell are you two doing?""We are teaching our baby to swim!"Q: What is a shit?A: A faggot's wet dream.Q: What did the poof do when he missed his boyfriend?A: He shit in his hand and had a wank.Q: What do you call two faggots on a waterbed?A: A fruit float!Q: Why are faggots always the quickest out of a burning building?A: Because they've already got their shit packed.Q: What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?A: A Megasorarse!Q: What's worse than your best friend telling you that he's a faggot?A: When he tells you that he fucked you that night you passed out drunk....on his couch!Q: What do you call the foreskin on a faggot?A: Mud flaps.Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a faggot went to his doctor. Thephysician prescribed suppositories, but when it came time to use them the young man was afraid he would do it wrong. So he went into the bathroom and, bending over, looked through his legs into the mirror to line up the target. All of a sudden, his penis became stiff and blocked his view. "Oh, stop it," the young man scolded his organ, "it's only me!"</blockquote>