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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063951831" data-attributes="member: 14320">Four Catholic Men And A Catholic WomanFour Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a roomeveryone says 'Your Eminence'."The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."======A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table," or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another.Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said,"OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"======Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.======A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did my intelligence come from?" The father replied, "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine."======A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.'It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you when we're making love,' replies the wife.Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser ... at half the price.'</blockquote>

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