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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063954701" data-attributes="member: 14320">Cyber ChatJHawk111420 [12:11 AM]: Hey whats up, a/s/l?Lady Renegade [12:12 AM]: more than you want, I'm sure :)JHawk111420 [12:12 AM]: ill take that as a challenge ;-)Lady Renegade [12:12 AM]: take it any way you want sweetieJHawk111420 [12:13 AM]: k, how old are ya?Lady Renegade [12:13 AM]: probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ;)JHawk111420 [12:13 AM]: k, what do ya look like?Lady Renegade [12:14 AM]: before or after I'm dressed up?JHawk111420 [12:14 AM]: both :-DLady Renegade [12:15 AM]: well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair,nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels,pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops trafficJHawk111420 [12:14 AM]: and before?Lady Renegade [12:15 AM]: before I'm dressed upI'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking outLady Renegade [12:16 AM]: hello?*~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~*There was an old girl from New ZealandWho was put in jail for stealin'She lay on her back, opened her crackAnd pissed all over the ceilin'.*~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~*There once was a preacher's daughterWho resented the pony he bought herTill she found that it's dongWas as hard and as longAs the prayers her father had taught her*~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~*She married a man named TonyWho soon caught her fucking the ponyHe cried, "What's it gotMy dear, that I've not?"And she sighed, "just a yard-long bologna."Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex~*~ "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."~*~ "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"~*~ "How come it's so BIG in there?"~*~"You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"~*~"Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear,...OK?"~*~ (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"~*~ (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"~*~ "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"~*~ "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."~*~ "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"~*~ "Maybe if you did some push ups, your boobs would grow."~*~ "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."~*~ "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesdaynight or something?"~*~ "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"~*~ "I never saw a girl with hairy tits before!"~*~ "I've been getting these little blisters lately...."~*~ "You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"~*~ "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED inthere!"O0O0O0O0O0OLittle Johnny and his dad were in the front yard attempting to fly akite. Every time the kite went up into the air, it came crashing down.This went on for a while until Little Johnny's mom stuck her head out ofthe front door and yelled, "You need more tail!"Little Johnny's father yelled back "Shut the Fuck up you BITCH! I toldyou yesterday that I needed more tail... and you told me to go fly afucking kite!"</blockquote>

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To all RB guru,

Which cams suit for RB26 running with GTSS on a GTT?

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Was wondering anyone saw Evo8 or Evo7 in Sunway Balai police? Saw the car parked there for quite some weeks. Anyone know why bro?

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