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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063956058" data-attributes="member: 14320">The MilkmanOne fine morning the milkman arrives at the house of family Jones. Mrs. Jones opens the door, and asks him to come inside. She invites him in the kitchen, where a huge and very good breakfast is prepared for him. He sits down and very much enjoys all the excellent food. When he is finished she asks him to come upstairs, and the milkman certainly has a good time!When they dress and go down, she gives him a 5 dollar bill. Now the milkman is really surprised, and asks where the 5 dollars are for. She replies: "Well, yesterday I told my husband that is was your birthday today, and he said: "So what, fuck the milkman, give him 5 bucks." But the breakfast was entirely my idea!"Two guys were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," the first guy said, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip thewife's panties off!""What's the rush?" his buddy asked."The damn elastic in the legs is killing me!"A man and a woman were engaged in heated sexual intercourse.The woman was screaming and wiggling like she had never before.Afterwards, she flings the lights on and stares him straight in the eyes."You know you were fucking me in the ass, don't you?""I wasn't quite sure," replied the man."Surely you realized that it wasn't like our normal sex. Why didn't you stop?" pleaded the wife."You know how much we men hate to stop and ask for directions..."A young boy comes home from school one day, and on going to his room, he hears thumping and squeaking from his parents' room. He naively opens the door to see what is going on, and beholds his dad "giving it" to his mom rather vigorously. While his mom doesn't notice, his dad looks up to see him there, and gives him a big grin and a wink.The next evening, dad comes home from work. He hears banging and squealing from his son's room. He opens the door to see what's happening, and the son is banging his own grandmother!The son looks up to see his father standing there, and says, "Not so funny when it's your mom, is it?" Cyber BabyLittle boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to findout anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at acyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreedto a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, wediscovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it wastoo lateto hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Upappeared and said: "You've Got Male!"****All over the bed we did roamI swear from my mouth I did foamI was just fit to popWhen we both had to stop..As a voice said "Hey honey, I'm home!!"****I want to die like my grandfather did, in his sleep.Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his car.****A girl and a boy were at the back of the movie theater, kissing passionately.When they come up for air, the boy says, "I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum."The girl replies,"It's not chewing gum, I've got bronchitis".________________________________10 WAYS TO KNOWYOU'VE HAD WILD SEX1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.3. An earthquake of 5.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bedsprings.6. You've both gone down one clothing size.7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.9. Boy, are you hungry!10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.</blockquote>

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