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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063956612" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Crabs</span></strong></p><p></p><p>An old lady felt something small moving around her vagina and went to the</p><p>doctor for a diagnosis. "Crabs," he told her.</p><p>"That's impossible! I am 83 years old and a virgin. No man has ever</p><p>even touched me, I can't have crabs! I am getting another opinion." And</p><p>she did.</p><p>Unfortunately, the second doctor had the same diagnosis.</p><p>"That's impossible! I am 83 years old and a virgin. No man has ever</p><p>even touched me, I can't have crabs! I am getting another opinion."</p><p>This time she went to a specialist. His verdict was different. "I have</p><p>some good news and some bad news, which do you want first?" he asked her.</p><p>"The good news."</p><p>"OK, you don't have crabs."</p><p>"Well, that's great! What's the bad news?" she asked.</p><p>"The bad news is: your cherry has rotted, and you have fruit flies."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">oooooo</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: How is an old lady like Australia?</p><p>A: Everyone knows what's "down under" but who gives a shit?</p><p>Q: What is the main difference between a blonde and a Rolls Royce?</p><p>A: Not everyone has been in a Rolls Royce.</p><p>Q: When does a Cub Scout graduate to a Boy Scout?</p><p>A: After he has eaten his first Brownie.</p><p>Q: What is a 72?</p><p>A: A 69 with a 5 percent meal tax.</p><p>Q: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend told her he loved her?</p><p>A: She believed him.</p><p>Q: How can you tell if your ladder was manufactured in Poland?</p><p>A: There is a sign on the top step that says, "stop."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063956612, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Crabs[/COLOR][/B] An old lady felt something small moving around her vagina and went to the doctor for a diagnosis. "Crabs," he told her. "That's impossible! I am 83 years old and a virgin. No man has ever even touched me, I can't have crabs! I am getting another opinion." And she did. Unfortunately, the second doctor had the same diagnosis. "That's impossible! I am 83 years old and a virgin. No man has ever even touched me, I can't have crabs! I am getting another opinion." This time she went to a specialist. His verdict was different. "I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want first?" he asked her. "The good news." "OK, you don't have crabs." "Well, that's great! What's the bad news?" she asked. "The bad news is: your cherry has rotted, and you have fruit flies." [B][COLOR="Red"]oooooo[/COLOR][/B] Q: How is an old lady like Australia? A: Everyone knows what's "down under" but who gives a shit? Q: What is the main difference between a blonde and a Rolls Royce? A: Not everyone has been in a Rolls Royce. Q: When does a Cub Scout graduate to a Boy Scout? A: After he has eaten his first Brownie. Q: What is a 72? A: A 69 with a 5 percent meal tax. Q: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend told her he loved her? A: She believed him. Q: How can you tell if your ladder was manufactured in Poland? A: There is a sign on the top step that says, "stop." [/QUOTE]
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