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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063958409" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Crude Sexy Q's & A's</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?</p><p>A. The aids team.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag?</p><p>A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the hardest thing about a sex change operation?</p><p>A. Inserting the anchovies.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did the condom fly around the room?</p><p>A: Because it got pissed off.</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call a female clown?</p><p>A. A Clunt</p><p></p><p>Q: How can you tell if a valentine is from a leper?</p><p>A: The tongue's still in the envelope.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do horny women order at Subway?</p><p>A. Footlongs</p><p></p><p>Q. What is the definition of a perfect lover?</p><p>A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?</p><p>A. Goes-in-tight!</p><p></p><p>Q. How do you know when you are getting old?</p><p>A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why don't little girls fart?</p><p>A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?</p><p>A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins !</p><p></p><p>Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?</p><p>A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you know if you have an overbite?</p><p>A: If you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?</p><p>A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between men and hogs?</p><p>A: A hog won't spend 20 bucks on drinks just so he can fuck some pig.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater?</p><p>A: An armadildo.</p><p></p><p>Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?</p><p>A. The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!</p><p></p><p>Q. How do you know when your wife is really dead?</p><p>A. Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?</p><p>A: A woman that won't do what she's told.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why don't witches wear panties?</p><p>A: So they can get a better grip on the broom.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do women fart after they have a piss?</p><p>A: They can't shake it, so they have to blow dry it!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Ugliest Wife</span></strong></p><p></p><p>These three guys are sitting at a bar arguing which one has the ugliest</p><p>wife. The conversation begins to get heated to the point of the barkeeper</p><p>telling them to get the hell out or shut up! In fact he says, "why don't</p><p>you settle it once and for all and just visit each others house and</p><p>decide for yourselves..."</p><p>Damn Good idea they agree, finish their drinks and make off for the</p><p>first guys house.</p><p>Upon arriving he bangs on his door and the wife answers,</p><p>she's not pretty and he turns to collect the bet from the other two.</p><p>Not so fast says the second, I got that beat.</p><p></p><p>And off they go to his house... He</p><p>bangs on the door and his wife comes to answer the door opens and all three</p><p>step back in fright, she's damn ugly. He asks to collect the bet but the</p><p>third guy says sorry I've got you both beat.</p><p>He goes to his house and walks right in, there's no sign of anyone</p><p>around. He stomps his foot on the trap door in the floor and they all hear</p><p>this voice say "Is that you honey?"</p><p>"Yeah it's me," he says.</p><p>"Do you want me to come out?" she asks</p><p>"Yes please," he says.</p><p>"Should I put the bag on my head?" she asks.</p><p>He says, "No. I don't want to fuck you, I just want to show you off!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">====================</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A mortician was laying out the body of a man with an unbelievably long penis.</p><p></p><p>He called in his receptionist to show her.</p><p></p><p>She took one look and said, "It's just like my husband's penis."</p><p></p><p>"Wow, you mean he's got one that long?" the mortician asked.</p><p></p><p>"No," she replied. "That dead."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063958409, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Crude Sexy Q's & A's[/COLOR][/B] Q. What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? A. The aids team. Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. Q. What's the hardest thing about a sex change operation? A. Inserting the anchovies. Q: Why did the condom fly around the room? A: Because it got pissed off. Q. What do you call a female clown? A. A Clunt Q: How can you tell if a valentine is from a leper? A: The tongue's still in the envelope. Q. Why do horny women order at Subway? A. Footlongs Q. What is the definition of a perfect lover? A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears. Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight! Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts. Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married. Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins ! Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride. Q: How do you know if you have an overbite? A: If you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit. Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went. Q: What's the difference between men and hogs? A: A hog won't spend 20 bucks on drinks just so he can fuck some pig. Q: What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater? A: An armadildo. Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? A. The dog, once he's in, he shuts up! Q. How do you know when your wife is really dead? A. Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger. Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A: A woman that won't do what she's told. Q: Why don't witches wear panties? A: So they can get a better grip on the broom. Q: Why do women fart after they have a piss? A: They can't shake it, so they have to blow dry it! [B][COLOR="Teal"]The Ugliest Wife[/COLOR][/B] These three guys are sitting at a bar arguing which one has the ugliest wife. The conversation begins to get heated to the point of the barkeeper telling them to get the hell out or shut up! In fact he says, "why don't you settle it once and for all and just visit each others house and decide for yourselves..." Damn Good idea they agree, finish their drinks and make off for the first guys house. Upon arriving he bangs on his door and the wife answers, she's not pretty and he turns to collect the bet from the other two. Not so fast says the second, I got that beat. And off they go to his house... He bangs on the door and his wife comes to answer the door opens and all three step back in fright, she's damn ugly. He asks to collect the bet but the third guy says sorry I've got you both beat. He goes to his house and walks right in, there's no sign of anyone around. He stomps his foot on the trap door in the floor and they all hear this voice say "Is that you honey?" "Yeah it's me," he says. "Do you want me to come out?" she asks "Yes please," he says. "Should I put the bag on my head?" she asks. He says, "No. I don't want to fuck you, I just want to show you off!" [B][COLOR="Red"]====================[/COLOR][/B] A mortician was laying out the body of a man with an unbelievably long penis. He called in his receptionist to show her. She took one look and said, "It's just like my husband's penis." "Wow, you mean he's got one that long?" the mortician asked. "No," she replied. "That dead." [/QUOTE]
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