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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063965386" data-attributes="member: 14320">Time To See The DentistThere was this young couple who have dated since high school, but theyhave never had sex because the boy's mother always told him that what awoman has between her legs has teeth. For obvious reasons, the boy hasalways been afraid to venture down there.They finally marry, and on their wedding night, the young groom walksout of the bathroom to find his new bride dressed in a very sexynegligee and lying invitingly on the bed. She says to him, "Oh honey,Sex LawsHarrisburg, Pennsylvania:There is a law against: having sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.In Nevada:There is a law against: having sex without a condom.In Willowdale, Oregon:There is a law against: a husband talking dirty in his wife's ear during sex. In Clinton, Oklahoma:There is a law against: masturbating while watching two people have sex in a car. In the state of Washington:There is a law against: having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night). In Tremonton, Utah:There is a law against: having sex in an ambulance. In Newcastle, Wyoming:There is a law against: having sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.In Alexandria, Minnesota:There is a law against: a man having sex with his wife with the stink of onions, sardines, or garlic on his breath.Illegal to have sex with halitosis in Minnesota!>In every state in the union:There is a law against: having sex with a corpse.In Ames, Iowa:There is a law against: drinking more than three slugs of beer while lying in bed with a woman.In Fairbanks, Alaska:There is a law against: two moose having sex on the city sidewalks.In Kingsville, Texas:There is a law against: two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.In Ventura County, California:There is a law against: cats and dogs having sex without a permit.In Washington, D.C.:There is a law against: having sex in any position other than face-to-face.here's the moment we've been waiting for.... It's time to consummate ourmarriage."He is apparently flustered, and says, "Oh, no....I'm not going downthere!"The confused bride asks, "But honey, why not?"He turned to her and said, "Well, my mother always told me that what awoman has between her legs has teeth."The bride laughed and said, "That's nonsense; here, let me show you."So, she whips off her negligee, spreads her legs open, and pulls hernether lips apart, saying, "See honey?... No teeth!"The groom quickly replies, "My God! With gum disease like that, it'sno *wonder* you have no teeth!!"A 16 year daughter shows up in the house really late after her first date.Her angry mother asks her where the hell she's been all night."Mom, I think I am in love!""What do you mean, that's not likely on your first date!""Yeah, but I sucked his dick and then he fucked me in the ass.""That's not love, my little one, that's lust. When you first get fucked inthe ass and then suck his dick - that's love."</blockquote>