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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063966160" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A woman was in a sex boutique shopping for vibrators when the clerk</p><p>said, "Perhaps you might be interested in this one. It's our most</p><p>realistic model." The woman said, "You mean it's shaped exactly like</p><p>a man's penis?" "No," the clerk replied, "I mean that after five</p><p>minutes it goes soft for the rest of the night."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ddddd</span></strong></p><p>Q. What's the difference between a women that's had a child and a women who hasn't?</p><p>A. One has a has a tiny tot, and one has a tiny twat.</p><p>Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?</p><p>A: Michael Jackson slumber party.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ddddd</span></strong></p><p>A man was admitted to the hospital suffering from premature ejaculation.</p><p>The doctors said it was touch and go.</p><p>My ex's parents always told him he could be what he wanted to be, so</p><p>he became an asshole</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ddddd</span></strong></p><p>This blind man was feeling his way down the street with his cane, he passes by a fish market and stops. He takes a deep breath and announces, "Good Morning Ladies."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ddddd</span></strong></p><p>A cowboy walks into a bar and says, "Okay, which one of</p><p>you assholes painted my horse's balls yellow?"</p><p>A mean 6'8" gunfighter walks up and say, "I did."</p><p>"Oh," the cowboy swallowed. "I just wanted you to know</p><p>that the first coat is dry."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ddddd</span></strong></p><p>Betty and Rose were talking about their sex lives and Betty said that</p><p>her new boyfriend always wants to perform cunnilingus, all the time.</p><p></p><p>"Wow," said Rose, "You are really lucky, but if you want to prevent him</p><p>from doing that, just rub a little garlic down there."</p><p></p><p>Betty said, "I tried that already, and the next night he came to bed with some bread, olive oil, and a head of lettuce."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063966160, member: 14320"] A woman was in a sex boutique shopping for vibrators when the clerk said, "Perhaps you might be interested in this one. It's our most realistic model." The woman said, "You mean it's shaped exactly like a man's penis?" "No," the clerk replied, "I mean that after five minutes it goes soft for the rest of the night." [B][COLOR="Red"]ddddd[/COLOR][/B] Q. What's the difference between a women that's had a child and a women who hasn't? A. One has a has a tiny tot, and one has a tiny twat. Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A: Michael Jackson slumber party. [B][COLOR="Red"]ddddd[/COLOR][/B] A man was admitted to the hospital suffering from premature ejaculation. The doctors said it was touch and go. My ex's parents always told him he could be what he wanted to be, so he became an asshole [B][COLOR="Red"]ddddd[/COLOR][/B] This blind man was feeling his way down the street with his cane, he passes by a fish market and stops. He takes a deep breath and announces, "Good Morning Ladies." [B][COLOR="Red"]ddddd[/COLOR][/B] A cowboy walks into a bar and says, "Okay, which one of you assholes painted my horse's balls yellow?" A mean 6'8" gunfighter walks up and say, "I did." "Oh," the cowboy swallowed. "I just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry." [B][COLOR="Red"]ddddd[/COLOR][/B] Betty and Rose were talking about their sex lives and Betty said that her new boyfriend always wants to perform cunnilingus, all the time. "Wow," said Rose, "You are really lucky, but if you want to prevent him from doing that, just rub a little garlic down there." Betty said, "I tried that already, and the next night he came to bed with some bread, olive oil, and a head of lettuce." [/QUOTE]
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