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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063972608" data-attributes="member: 14320">As I lay on my bed, thinking about you,I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night,and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly without any reservations,you laid on my naked body... you sensed my indifference,so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation,and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.Finally I went to sleep.Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail,only the sheets bore witness to last nights events.My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you.Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you..............................You fucking mosquito!!»¤«::::»§«::::»¤«Did you hear about the new douche they've made for women???It's made of Marijuana, Arrid Xtra Dry, and Kentucky Fried Chicken.It leaves you high, dry, and finger licking good!»¤«::::»§«::::»¤«What did the teacher do for the girl who was having trouble with sex education?He kept her in class and pounded it into her!»¤«::::»§«::::»¤«One day the teacher says, "OK, class, we are going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'PERHAPS' in it."David says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework!" The teacher says, "Very good David."Mary says, "The sky is very dark.....perhaps it is going to rain!" The teacher says, "Very good Mary."She then asks dirty Johnny at the back of the classroom if he has any sentences.Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were going to shit on the piano!"</blockquote>