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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063975199" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">¡ASK AUNT NASTY¡</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Dear Aunt Nasty,</p><p></p><p>I've been ****** 2 beautiful women now for over a year. They</p><p>each excite me very much and I have feelings for the both of</p><p>them. Each has expressed a desire to get married. I wouldn't</p><p>mind marrying either of them but which one should I choose?</p><p>They are both executives and make decent money and care for me</p><p>dearly. How do I choose?</p><p></p><p>signed,</p><p>Choosy Choice</p><p></p><p></p><p>Dear Choosy,</p><p></p><p>Oh my, What a question! And I cannot believe you haven't figured</p><p>out the most obvious answer for yourself. You marry the one that</p><p>is the most proficient in the sex department. Which one likes it</p><p>the most? Which one is willing to do what you like? Which one</p><p>gives the better blowjob?</p><p></p><p>Hope that helps!</p><p></p><p>Aunt Nasty</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Dear Aunt Nasty,</p><p></p><p>I'm a man with a major dilemma. I am married to the mother of</p><p>my daughter whom I adore more than life, but recently, I've</p><p>met the most beautiful woman whose soul matches her outer</p><p>beauty. She is the perfect woman for me in all but one area.</p><p>She is wanton and eager, and all that a man could want in</p><p>bed, but no matter what she does, she can't make me cum, so I</p><p>am cheating on them both in order to have gratification. What</p><p>should I do? Oh, I almost forgot, I can't leave my wife</p><p>because I would never get to see my daughter.</p><p></p><p>Futilely Frustrated</p><p></p><p></p><p>Dear Frustrated,</p><p></p><p>Well! Wow! That is some dilemma! The daughter issue does seem</p><p>to put a real bind on things. My advice in this situation....</p><p>hmmmm,...Remain in your marriage and talk to this wonder woman.</p><p>Be HONEST. Tell her your concerns, AND about the sexual concern</p><p>too! Then tell her what it is that DOES make you cum. If she</p><p>cares, she'll either go the distance or she won't. Either way,</p><p>you'll be better off and you won't be wasting precious time in</p><p>finding out.</p><p></p><p>Aunt Nasty</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Dear Aunt Nasty,</p><p>I have had a problem for years. Its my legs. I seem to get tired</p><p>when I walk on two. I've been trying to get the third leg to help, have</p><p>you got any suggestions on what to do? It just doesn't want to grow up</p><p>anymore.</p><p>Signed,</p><p>Left in Limb-o</p><p></p><p></p><p>Dear Lefty,</p><p>I must say, your problem caused me a few sleepless moments</p><p>(until...I remembered that I didn't know you, so it didn't *really*</p><p>matter to me.) I had to take the matter up with my guru, but you'll be</p><p>happy to hear he was able to come up with a solution. And it's one he</p><p>says *you'll* understand, but that other people won't.</p><p></p><p>He told me to tell you "Try pulling the fat back!" He's of the</p><p>opinion that if you could see it and it could see you (with it's one</p><p>"lone" eye) it might feel more co-operative and give you a leg up.</p><p>Aunt Nasty</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063975199, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]¡ASK AUNT NASTY¡[/COLOR][/B] Dear Aunt Nasty, I've been ****** 2 beautiful women now for over a year. They each excite me very much and I have feelings for the both of them. Each has expressed a desire to get married. I wouldn't mind marrying either of them but which one should I choose? They are both executives and make decent money and care for me dearly. How do I choose? signed, Choosy Choice Dear Choosy, Oh my, What a question! And I cannot believe you haven't figured out the most obvious answer for yourself. You marry the one that is the most proficient in the sex department. Which one likes it the most? Which one is willing to do what you like? Which one gives the better blowjob? Hope that helps! Aunt Nasty [B][COLOR="Red"]~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~[/COLOR][/B] Dear Aunt Nasty, I'm a man with a major dilemma. I am married to the mother of my daughter whom I adore more than life, but recently, I've met the most beautiful woman whose soul matches her outer beauty. She is the perfect woman for me in all but one area. She is wanton and eager, and all that a man could want in bed, but no matter what she does, she can't make me cum, so I am cheating on them both in order to have gratification. What should I do? Oh, I almost forgot, I can't leave my wife because I would never get to see my daughter. Futilely Frustrated Dear Frustrated, Well! Wow! That is some dilemma! The daughter issue does seem to put a real bind on things. My advice in this situation.... hmmmm,...Remain in your marriage and talk to this wonder woman. Be HONEST. Tell her your concerns, AND about the sexual concern too! Then tell her what it is that DOES make you cum. If she cares, she'll either go the distance or she won't. Either way, you'll be better off and you won't be wasting precious time in finding out. Aunt Nasty [B][COLOR="Red"]~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ¤ ~[/COLOR][/B] Dear Aunt Nasty, I have had a problem for years. Its my legs. I seem to get tired when I walk on two. I've been trying to get the third leg to help, have you got any suggestions on what to do? It just doesn't want to grow up anymore. Signed, Left in Limb-o Dear Lefty, I must say, your problem caused me a few sleepless moments (until...I remembered that I didn't know you, so it didn't *really* matter to me.) I had to take the matter up with my guru, but you'll be happy to hear he was able to come up with a solution. And it's one he says *you'll* understand, but that other people won't. He told me to tell you "Try pulling the fat back!" He's of the opinion that if you could see it and it could see you (with it's one "lone" eye) it might feel more co-operative and give you a leg up. Aunt Nasty [/QUOTE]
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