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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063986053" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Neighborly Love</span></strong></p><p></p><p>One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house</p><p>next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe</p><p>in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a</p><p>magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his</p><p>lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could</p><p>stand it no more. Walking to the</p><p>front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The</p><p>husband, a large, burly man, opened the door.</p><p></p><p>"Excuse me", our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how</p><p>beautiful your wife is."</p><p></p><p>"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.</p><p></p><p>"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts</p><p>are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those</p><p>breasts."</p><p></p><p>The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife appears</p><p>and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few</p><p>moments.</p><p>Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside.</p><p>"OK," the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can kiss</p><p>my wife's tits."</p><p>At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of desire</p><p>hang free</p><p>at last.</p><p></p><p>Our man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against</p><p>them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes, until the</p><p>husband gets</p><p>annoyed. "Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls.</p><p></p><p>"I can't" replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away.</p><p></p><p>"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now.</p><p></p><p>"I don't have ten thousand dollars."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Jane: I can't understand why men are so afraid</p><p>of commitment!</p><p></p><p>Martha: Tell me about it! I dated one guy for a year</p><p>and a half, and I finally had to give him an ultimatum.</p><p></p><p>Jane: What did you say?</p><p></p><p>Martha: I just told him, "Look, either you tell me</p><p>your last name, or it's over!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>More to come later....just remember there are "No Holds Barred"!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063986053, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Neighborly Love[/COLOR][/B] One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly man, opened the door. "Excuse me", our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is." "Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied. "Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those breasts." The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few moments. Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside. "OK," the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can kiss my wife's tits." At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of desire hang free at last. Our man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed. "Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls. "I can't" replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away. "Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now. "I don't have ten thousand dollars." [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] Jane: I can't understand why men are so afraid of commitment! Martha: Tell me about it! I dated one guy for a year and a half, and I finally had to give him an ultimatum. Jane: What did you say? Martha: I just told him, "Look, either you tell me your last name, or it's over!" More to come later....just remember there are "No Holds Barred"!! [/QUOTE]
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