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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063988280" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Things That are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:</span></strong></p><p></p><p>~ Innovative</p><p></p><p>~ Preliminary</p><p></p><p>~ Proliferation</p><p></p><p>~ Cinnamon</p><p></p><p></p><p>Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:</p><p></p><p>~ Specificity</p><p></p><p>~ British Constitution</p><p></p><p>~ Passive-aggressive disorder</p><p></p><p>~ Transubstantiate</p><p></p><p></p><p>Things that are fucking impossible to say when you're drunk:</p><p></p><p>~ Thanks, but I don't want to have sex with you.</p><p></p><p>~ No, thanks, I don't need another drink.</p><p></p><p>~ Sorry, but you're not really my type.</p><p></p><p>~ Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?</p><p></p><p>~ I'm not interested in fighting you.</p><p></p><p>~ Oh, I just couldn't; no one wants to hear me sing.</p><p></p><p>~ Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance.</p><p>I have no coordination, and I don't want to look like a fool.</p><p></p><p>~ Where is the nearest restroom? I refuse to vomit in the street.</p><p></p><p>~ I'm going home; I have work in the morning.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~» «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~» «~*~»§</span></strong></p><p></p><p>"Doctor, I've got this problem," a man says. "My secretary,</p><p>she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work</p><p>I get a blow job. She gives me a quick one before I leave for lunch.</p><p>And</p><p>before I leave work at the end of the day, she really works me over."</p><p></p><p>"So what seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.</p><p></p><p>"Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac," the man continued. "I</p><p>service her every morning when we get up. I go home for a quick half</p><p>hour everyday at lunchtime and then we have a marathon session each</p><p>night before we go to sleep."</p><p></p><p>"I still don't know what your problem is," said the doctor.</p><p></p><p>"You see Doc, every time I masturbate I get these dizzy spells."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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