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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063988940" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Scraggly Cat</span></strong></p><p></p><p>One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was</p><p>a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair</p><p>all matted down.</p><p></p><p>We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat". We</p><p>felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.</p><p>The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said would let us</p><p>know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer)</p><p>said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks! " He reminded</p><p>the vet that it was his WIFE who wanted the dirty cat, NOT him</p><p></p><p>My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my</p><p>husband "El-Cheap-O," and my husband calls him "El-Take-O." They</p><p>love to hate each other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with</p><p>my husband getting in the last word on this occasion.</p><p></p><p>The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is</p><p>located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of</p><p>people waiting to see him. A side door opened and in leaned the</p><p>vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive.</p><p></p><p>He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your</p><p>wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved and she now smells like a</p><p>rose Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who</p><p>the father is!" And he closed the door.</p><p></p><p>Now THAT, my friends, is getting even...</p><p></p><p></p><p>Vinnie walks into a store. He says to the salesgirl,</p><p>"I want to buy some toilet paper."</p><p>She says, "What color?"</p><p>He says, "Give me white. I'll color it myself."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Blonde Moments!</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down</p><p>and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks</p><p>and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No.</p><p>Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one</p><p>half hour later they were both killed by a train.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063988940, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Scraggly Cat[/COLOR][/B] One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat". We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks! " He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE who wanted the dirty cat, NOT him My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband "El-Cheap-O," and my husband calls him "El-Take-O." They love to hate each other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see him. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved and she now smells like a rose Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door. Now THAT, my friends, is getting even... Vinnie walks into a store. He says to the salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper." She says, "What color?" He says, "Give me white. I'll color it myself." [B][COLOR="Teal"]Blonde Moments![/COLOR][/B] Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train. [/QUOTE]
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