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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063992162" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Two Old Ladies</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was this guy who took very good care of his body. He lifted</p><p>weights, and jogged six miles everyday. One morning, he looked</p><p>in the mirror and admired his body. He noticed that he was sun-tanned</p><p>all over, except his penis, which he decided to do something about.</p><p></p><p>That afternoon he went to the beach, got completely undressed and</p><p>buried himself in the sand, except for his penis.</p><p></p><p>Two old ladies came walking along the beach. Upon seeing the thing</p><p>sticking out of the sand, one old lady began to move it around</p><p>with her cane, remarking to the other old lady, saying, "You know,</p><p>there really is no justice in the world."</p><p>The other lady said, "What do you mean by that?"</p><p>The old lady said, "Look at that, when I was 20.</p><p>I was curious about it, when I was 30, I enjoyed it, when I was 40, I</p><p>asked for it, when I was 50, I paid for it, when I was 60, I prayed for</p><p>it, when I was 70, I forgot about it and now that I'm 80,</p><p>the damn things are growing wild and I'm to old to squat!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==============</span></strong></p><p></p><p>You are suffering form what is technically known as an Electra</p><p>Complex," the psychiatrist is informing his blonde female patient.</p><p>"In other words, you are in love with your father."</p><p>The blonde breaks down into hysterical sobbing.</p><p>"Now, now," comforts the shrink. "It's not all that bad."</p><p>"Yes..(sniff)...yes, it is," gets out the blonde between sobs.</p><p>"I have no chance at all...he's a married man!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==============</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The</p><p>prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of</p><p>August 24th?"</p><p></p><p>"Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!"</p><p></p><p>"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand.</p><p>"I don't mind answering the question."</p><p></p><p>"I object!" the defense said again.</p><p></p><p>"No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer."</p><p></p><p>The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is no</p><p>reason for the defense to object."</p><p></p><p>So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you the night of</p><p>August 24th?"</p><p></p><p>The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063992162, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Two Old Ladies[/COLOR][/B] There was this guy who took very good care of his body. He lifted weights, and jogged six miles everyday. One morning, he looked in the mirror and admired his body. He noticed that he was sun-tanned all over, except his penis, which he decided to do something about. That afternoon he went to the beach, got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis. Two old ladies came walking along the beach. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, one old lady began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other old lady, saying, "You know, there really is no justice in the world." The other lady said, "What do you mean by that?" The old lady said, "Look at that, when I was 20. I was curious about it, when I was 30, I enjoyed it, when I was 40, I asked for it, when I was 50, I paid for it, when I was 60, I prayed for it, when I was 70, I forgot about it and now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild and I'm to old to squat!" [B][COLOR="Red"]==============[/COLOR][/B] You are suffering form what is technically known as an Electra Complex," the psychiatrist is informing his blonde female patient. "In other words, you are in love with your father." The blonde breaks down into hysterical sobbing. "Now, now," comforts the shrink. "It's not all that bad." "Yes..(sniff)...yes, it is," gets out the blonde between sobs. "I have no chance at all...he's a married man!" [B][COLOR="Red"]==============[/COLOR][/B] A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?" "Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!" "Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand. "I don't mind answering the question." "I object!" the defense said again. "No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer." The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object." So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you the night of August 24th?" The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know." [/QUOTE]
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