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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063995392" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Horse Auction</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his</p><p>father. He watched as his father moved from horse</p><p>to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's</p><p>legs, rump, and chest.</p><p>After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why</p><p>are you doing that?"</p><p>His father replied, "Because when I'm buying</p><p>horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy</p><p>and in good shape before I buy."</p><p>Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think</p><p>the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ttttt</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A middle aged husband and wife were having</p><p>sex in the missionary position. Fifteen minutes went</p><p>by. Thirty. Forty-five.</p><p>Finally, the wife blurted out, "What's the matter,</p><p>honey, can't you fantasize about someone else, either?"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ttttt</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters</p><p>will improve your sex life?</p><p>A: Because if you can eat that stuff, you'll eat</p><p>anything.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ttttt</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Door bell rings. The man from next door says he needs help. His wife is having a seizure. Next door on the floor the wife is naked and thrashing about wildly. The man says help me hold her down. Once the wife's limbs are pinned the man rips off his clothes. "When I climb on let her loose!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ttttt</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly.</p><p>The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says" Excuse me, you just farted in front of my wife."</p><p>The drunk replies," I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063995392, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Horse Auction[/COLOR][/B] Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom." [B][COLOR="Red"]ttttt[/COLOR][/B] A middle aged husband and wife were having sex in the missionary position. Fifteen minutes went by. Thirty. Forty-five. Finally, the wife blurted out, "What's the matter, honey, can't you fantasize about someone else, either?" [B][COLOR="Red"]ttttt[/COLOR][/B] Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? A: Because if you can eat that stuff, you'll eat anything. [B][COLOR="Red"]ttttt[/COLOR][/B] Door bell rings. The man from next door says he needs help. His wife is having a seizure. Next door on the floor the wife is naked and thrashing about wildly. The man says help me hold her down. Once the wife's limbs are pinned the man rips off his clothes. "When I climb on let her loose!" [B][COLOR="Red"]ttttt[/COLOR][/B] There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says" Excuse me, you just farted in front of my wife." The drunk replies," I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn." [/QUOTE]
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