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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064019850" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">What Women Should Know About Men</span></strong></p><p></p><p>~If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming to high.</p><p></p><p>~Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.</p><p></p><p>~The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've got sick of him.</p><p></p><p>~Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.</p><p></p><p>~A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do.</p><p></p><p>~If you want a nice man go for a bald one - they try harder.</p><p></p><p>~Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.</p><p></p><p>~There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop" (but not used together).</p><p></p><p>~Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.</p><p></p><p>~Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee.</p><p></p><p>~Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.</p><p></p><p>~Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men:</p><p>- a woman.</p><p></p><p>~There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you could still use them!</p><p></p><p>~Men are like animals - messy, insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets!</p><p></p><p>~Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells per man.</p><p></p><p>~Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064019850, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]What Women Should Know About Men[/COLOR][/B] ~If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming to high. ~Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. ~The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've got sick of him. ~Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. ~A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do. ~If you want a nice man go for a bald one - they try harder. ~Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. ~There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop" (but not used together). ~Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. ~Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee. ~Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is. ~Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men: - a woman. ~There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you could still use them! ~Men are like animals - messy, insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets! ~Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells per man. ~Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's. [/QUOTE]
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