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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064021821" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Wive's Gifts</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they</p><p>gave their wives for their anniversary.</p><p></p><p>The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes</p><p>Benz."</p><p></p><p>Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies,</p><p>"Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her</p><p>Mercedes Benz to take it back."</p><p></p><p>The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tell him</p><p>what he got his wife. "I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo."</p><p></p><p>With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you</p><p>buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like</p><p>the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">%%%%%</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Little Johnny has just been toilet trained</p><p>And decides to use the big toilet like his daddy.</p><p>He pushes up the seat and balances his little</p><p>Penis on the rim. Just then the toilet seat slams down,</p><p>And little Johnny lets out a scream.</p><p>His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping</p><p>Round the room clutching his genitals and howling.</p><p>He looks up at her with his little tear stained</p><p>Face and sniffles, "K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it better."</p><p>His mother shouts, "Don't start your father's shit with me!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064021821, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Wive's Gifts[/COLOR][/B] A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz." Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back." The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo." With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself." [B][COLOR="Red"]%%%%%[/COLOR][/B] Little Johnny has just been toilet trained And decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. He pushes up the seat and balances his little Penis on the rim. Just then the toilet seat slams down, And little Johnny lets out a scream. His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping Round the room clutching his genitals and howling. He looks up at her with his little tear stained Face and sniffles, "K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it better." His mother shouts, "Don't start your father's shit with me!" [/QUOTE]
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