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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064029820" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Best In WOMEN'S T-SHIRTS</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Sayings (Part 1)</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A hard-on doesn't count</p><p>as personal growth</p><p></p><p>A journey of a thousand miles</p><p>begins with a cash advance</p><p></p><p>A woman's favorite position is CEO</p><p></p><p>ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS,</p><p>AND I MARRIED THEIR KING</p><p></p><p>All stressed out and</p><p>no one to choke</p><p></p><p>Always remember you're unique...</p><p>Just like everyone else.</p><p></p><p>And your point is...?</p><p></p><p>Back off!</p><p>You're standing in my aura.</p><p></p><p>Better living through denial</p><p></p><p>Chaos, panic, & disorder,</p><p>my work here is done.</p><p></p><p>Coffee, Chocolate, Men...</p><p>Some Things Are Just Better Rich</p><p></p><p>Did the aliens forget</p><p>to remove your anal probe?</p><p></p><p>Did you eat a bowl of</p><p>stupid for breakfast?</p><p></p><p>Do I look like your therapist?</p><p></p><p>Do I look like a</p><p>freakin' people person?</p><p></p><p>Do I seem self-centered,</p><p>or is it just me?</p><p></p><p>Do not disturb!</p><p>I'm disturbed enough already.</p><p></p><p>Do NOT start with me!</p><p>You will NOT win!</p><p></p><p>Does your train of thought</p><p>have a caboose?</p><p></p><p>Don't interrupt me while</p><p>I'm talking with myself!</p><p></p><p>God Made Us Sisters,</p><p>Prozac Made Us Friends</p><p></p><p>Growing Old is Inevitable;</p><p>Growing Up is Optional</p><p></p><p>Guys have feelings, too.</p><p>But like... who cares?</p><p></p><p>Here I am! Now what are</p><p>your other two wishes?</p><p></p><p>How can I miss you</p><p>if you won't go away?</p><p></p><p>How many times do I have to flush</p><p>before you go away?</p><p></p><p>I can only please one person per day,</p><p>and today is not your day.</p><p>Tomorrow does not look good either.</p><p></p><p>I don't have a license to kill.</p><p>I have a learner's permit.</p><p></p><p>I don't know what makes you</p><p>dumb, but it really works</p><p></p><p>I don't suffer from stress,</p><p>I'm a carrier.</p><p></p><p>I hate everybody, and you're next!</p><p></p><p>I like cats, too.</p><p>Let's exchange recipes.</p><p></p><p>I pretend to work.</p><p>They pretend to pay me.</p><p></p><p>I refuse to star in your psychodrama.</p><p></p><p>I Used To Be Schizophrenic,</p><p>But We're OK Now</p><p></p><p>I wear the brains in the family.</p><p></p><p>I woke up on the wrong side of life.</p><p></p><p>If a man speaks in the middle of a forest</p><p>and there is no woman to hear him,</p><p>is he still wrong?</p><p></p><p>If a woman's place is in the home</p><p>WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR!</p><p></p><p>If I got smart with you,</p><p>how would you know?</p><p></p><p>If I want to hear the pitter patter of</p><p>little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.</p><p></p><p>If They Don't Have Chocolate</p><p>In Heaven, I Ain't Going</p><p></p><p>If we are what we eat,</p><p>I'm fast, cheap and easy.</p><p></p><p>If You Want Breakfast In Bed,</p><p>Sleep In the Kitchen</p><p></p><p>It ain't the size, it's...</p><p>no, it's the size.</p><p></p><p>I'm busy. You're ugly.</p><p>Have a nice day.</p><p></p><p>I'm in no shape to exercise.</p><p></p><p>I'm multitalented:</p><p>I can talk and annoy</p><p>you at the same time.</p><p></p><p>I'm not a bitch, I'm THE BITCH;</p><p>and it's MS. BITCH to you!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064029820, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]The Best In WOMEN'S T-SHIRTS Sayings (Part 1)[/COLOR][/B] A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance A woman's favorite position is CEO ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING All stressed out and no one to choke Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else. And your point is...? Back off! You're standing in my aura. Better living through denial Chaos, panic, & disorder, my work here is done. Coffee, Chocolate, Men... Some Things Are Just Better Rich Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast? Do I look like your therapist? Do I look like a freakin' people person? Do I seem self-centered, or is it just me? Do not disturb! I'm disturbed enough already. Do NOT start with me! You will NOT win! Does your train of thought have a caboose? Don't interrupt me while I'm talking with myself! God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional Guys have feelings, too. But like... who cares? Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes? How can I miss you if you won't go away? How many times do I have to flush before you go away? I can only please one person per day, and today is not your day. Tomorrow does not look good either. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. I don't know what makes you dumb, but it really works I don't suffer from stress, I'm a carrier. I hate everybody, and you're next! I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. I refuse to star in your psychodrama. I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now I wear the brains in the family. I woke up on the wrong side of life. If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? If a woman's place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR! If I got smart with you, how would you know? If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat. If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy. If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. I'm in no shape to exercise. I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time. I'm not a bitch, I'm THE BITCH; and it's MS. BITCH to you! [/QUOTE]
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