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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064030222" data-attributes="member: 14320">In The MoodA guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care,I don't care."They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogswhen the doorbell rings.She says, "Answer the door."He says, "But my face is a mess."She says, "It's just the mailman. Answer the door, and ifhe says anything, just tell him you were eating a jelly sandwich."He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth,I was eating a jelly sandwich."The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jelly on yourmouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, "This will makeyou happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, Isquirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.=====A guy goes to the optometrist. The Doctor tells him,"You've got to stop masturbating!""Why Doc," he asked, "am I going blind?""No," the Doctor explained, "but you're upsetting theother patients in the waiting room!"</blockquote>

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