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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064036548" data-attributes="member: 14320">Rough, Tough And SelfishA guy walks a woman to the door after their first date. He asks her if she had a good time. She tells him yes but that to get her really horny, she likes her men to be Rough, Tough & Selfish.The next week, the guy picks her up for their evening out dressed in a bikers black leathers. He grabs her, throws her on the back of his newly rented Harley, and away they go to the nearest bikers bar.The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers. When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom.He asks her "Well, was I rough?""Yes" she purrs and rubs herself suggestively."And was I Tough?" he asks."Oh yes," she moans."Well then, it's time to be selfish".So saying, he whips it out and gives himself a handjob.__________A guy was talking with his co-worker about where they should gofor a beer after work. The friend suggested a place just to thenorth of their factory, because they were running a "Happy-Hour"deal: 2-for-1 beers from 5 PM to midnight.Our hero agreed that 2-for-1 beers during Happy-Hour was a prettygood deal, but he wanted to try a place he'd been to over theweekend. He explained to his friend that, while beers were fairlyexpensive at this place, each beer purchased also came with anumbered ticket. "And... get this... Once every half-hour, theypull a number from a hat, and if they call the number of yourticket, you get laid... for free!"The friend quickly agreed to try the new place.Later, our hero and his dejected friend can be seen, quite drunk,sitting at a table at the new place, a large pile of tickets infront of each man.Drunkenly, the friend suggests, "Hey, this is a rip-off! We'vebeen here about 6 hours now, each had over 20 beers, there's only4 other guys in the place, and we haven't won once!""Yeah," agreed our hero, "I just don't understand it. We werehere last weekend... and my wife won 3 times!"</blockquote>