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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064050776" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Blonde And Redhead</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There are these two secretaries, a Blonde and a Red Head, and the Red</p><p>Head gets flowers sent to her.</p><p>The Blonde says, Boy those sure are pretty. The Red Head says, Yes and</p><p>I will probably have my legs behind my head all weekend.</p><p>The Blonde says, Why? don't you have a vase??</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">nnnnn</span></strong></p><p></p><p>An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.</p><p>"How am I doing?" He asks.</p><p>"Three knots," she replies.</p><p>"Three knots? What's that mean?"</p><p>"You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">nnnnn</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes</p><p>back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a</p><p>note to the Chinaman that says, "Use more soap on panties."</p><p></p><p>This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the</p><p>laundry.</p><p></p><p>Finally fed up the Chinaman responded with his own note that said, "Use</p><p>more paper on ass."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">nnnnn</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was a young lady from Brewster</p><p></p><p>Who's ass was so nice that I goosed her,</p><p></p><p>But her panties were thin</p><p></p><p>And my finger slipped in</p><p></p><p>And it still just don't smell like it used ter.</p><p></p><p>There once was a man from Australia</p><p></p><p>Who painted his ass like a dahlia</p><p></p><p>The color was fine</p><p></p><p>And the likeness, sublime</p><p></p><p>But the aroma, now that was the falia</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Definitions By Gender</span></strong></p><p></p><p>THINGY (thing-ee) n.</p><p>female: Any part under a car's hood.</p><p>male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.</p><p></p><p>VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.</p><p>female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.</p><p>male: Playing football without a helmet.</p><p></p><p>COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.</p><p>female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.</p><p>male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.</p><p></p><p>BUTT (but) n.</p><p>female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."</p><p>male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.</p><p></p><p>COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.</p><p>female: A desire to get married and raise a family.</p><p>male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.</p><p></p><p>ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.</p><p>female: A good movie, concert, play or book.</p><p>male: Anything that can be done while drinking.</p><p></p><p>FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.</p><p>female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.</p><p>male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.</p><p></p><p>MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.</p><p>female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.</p><p>male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.</p><p></p><p>REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.</p><p>female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.</p><p>male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.</p><p></p><p>BUM (bum) n.</p><p>Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured</p><p>makes look bigger.</p><p>Male: The organ for mooning (and farting).</p><p></p><p></p><p>LESBIAN (lez-bee-an) n.</p><p>Female: A woman who makes love to other women.</p><p>Male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">aaaaaaaaaa</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There were two prisoners. One was a big hulking man and the other was a sort of wimpy one. The big hulking prisoner asks the wimpy prisoner; let’s play house. Who do you want to be, the mama or the daddy? The wimpy prisoner answers in a wimpy voice, “the daddy". Then the big prisoner said: Then get over here and suck mama's dick.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">aaaaaaaaaa</span></strong></p><p></p><p>"Doctor I think my breasts are filled with water."</p><p>"Water! How's that possible?"</p><p>"Whenever someone presses them my pussy gets wet."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064050776, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Blonde And Redhead[/COLOR][/B] There are these two secretaries, a Blonde and a Red Head, and the Red Head gets flowers sent to her. The Blonde says, Boy those sure are pretty. The Red Head says, Yes and I will probably have my legs behind my head all weekend. The Blonde says, Why? don't you have a vase?? [B][COLOR="Red"]nnnnn[/COLOR][/B] An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins. "How am I doing?" He asks. "Three knots," she replies. "Three knots? What's that mean?" "You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back!" [B][COLOR="Red"]nnnnn[/COLOR][/B] A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman that says, "Use more soap on panties." This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. Finally fed up the Chinaman responded with his own note that said, "Use more paper on ass." [B][COLOR="Red"]nnnnn[/COLOR][/B] There was a young lady from Brewster Who's ass was so nice that I goosed her, But her panties were thin And my finger slipped in And it still just don't smell like it used ter. There once was a man from Australia Who painted his ass like a dahlia The color was fine And the likeness, sublime But the aroma, now that was the falia [B][COLOR="Teal"]Definitions By Gender[/COLOR][/B] THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. BUTT (but) n. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male: Anything that can be done while drinking. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes. BUM (bum) n. Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger. Male: The organ for mooning (and farting). LESBIAN (lez-bee-an) n. Female: A woman who makes love to other women. Male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch. [B][COLOR="Red"]aaaaaaaaaa[/COLOR][/B] There were two prisoners. One was a big hulking man and the other was a sort of wimpy one. The big hulking prisoner asks the wimpy prisoner; let’s play house. Who do you want to be, the mama or the daddy? The wimpy prisoner answers in a wimpy voice, “the daddy". Then the big prisoner said: Then get over here and suck mama's dick. [B][COLOR="Red"]aaaaaaaaaa[/COLOR][/B] "Doctor I think my breasts are filled with water." "Water! How's that possible?" "Whenever someone presses them my pussy gets wet." [/QUOTE]
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