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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064051483" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">THE REDNECK INTELLIGENCE TEST</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Study each question carefully, then choose the answer that seems "most"</p><p>correct (TRUE or FALSE) and mark an "X" (just like you sign your name)</p><p>on the appropriate line at the right.</p><p></p><p>1. A clitoris is a type of flower____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>4. Vagina - a medical term to describe heart trouble.____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>5. A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>6. A G-string is a part of a violin ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>7. Semen is another word for sailor ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly" ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>9. Testicles are found on an octopus ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>11. Masturbate is used to catch a large fish ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>12. Kotex is a radio station in Bryan, Tx ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>13. Coitus is a musical instrument ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>16. A condom is an apartment complex ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>17. orgasm - accompanies the choir at church ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>20. Erection - when the Japanese vote for their new</p><p>government____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>21. A lesbian is a person from the middle east ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>23. Pornography is the business of making record</p><p>albums____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish faith ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve" ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>26. An enema is someone who is not your friend ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>28. Scrotum is a small planet near Venus ____TRUE____FALSE</p><p></p><p>29. "Cock" is a bird that crows in the morning ____TRUE____FALSE</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064051483, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]THE REDNECK INTELLIGENCE TEST[/COLOR][/B] Study each question carefully, then choose the answer that seems "most" correct (TRUE or FALSE) and mark an "X" (just like you sign your name) on the appropriate line at the right. 1. A clitoris is a type of flower____TRUE____FALSE 2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit ____TRUE____FALSE 3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird ____TRUE____FALSE 4. Vagina - a medical term to describe heart trouble.____TRUE____FALSE 5. A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels ____TRUE____FALSE 6. A G-string is a part of a violin ____TRUE____FALSE 7. Semen is another word for sailor ____TRUE____FALSE 8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly" ____TRUE____FALSE 9. Testicles are found on an octopus ____TRUE____FALSE 10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles ____TRUE____FALSE 11. Masturbate is used to catch a large fish ____TRUE____FALSE 12. Kotex is a radio station in Bryan, Tx ____TRUE____FALSE 13. Coitus is a musical instrument ____TRUE____FALSE 14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke ____TRUE____FALSE 15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute ____TRUE____FALSE 16. A condom is an apartment complex ____TRUE____FALSE 17. orgasm - accompanies the choir at church ____TRUE____FALSE 18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry ____TRUE____FALSE 19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle ____TRUE____FALSE 20. Erection - when the Japanese vote for their new government____TRUE____FALSE 21. A lesbian is a person from the middle east ____TRUE____FALSE 22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass ____TRUE____FALSE 23. Pornography is the business of making record albums____TRUE____FALSE 24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish faith ____TRUE____FALSE 25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve" ____TRUE____FALSE 26. An enema is someone who is not your friend ____TRUE____FALSE 27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese ____TRUE____FALSE 28. Scrotum is a small planet near Venus ____TRUE____FALSE 29. "Cock" is a bird that crows in the morning ____TRUE____FALSE [/QUOTE]
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