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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064054060" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Sex Education Alphabet</span></strong></p><p></p><p>"A" for......Asshole</p><p>"B" for......Boobs</p><p>"C" for .....Cunnilingus</p><p>"D" for......Dick</p><p>"E" for......Entry</p><p>"F" for......Fondling</p><p>"G" for......G-spot</p><p>"H" for......Handjob</p><p>"I" for........Inside</p><p>"J" for.......Jerks</p><p>"K" for......Kiss</p><p>"L" for.......Lesbian</p><p>"M" for......Man</p><p>"N" for.......Nipples</p><p>"O" for......Oral</p><p>"P" for... ...Penetration</p><p>"Q" for......Quicky</p><p>"R" for.......Rape</p><p>"S" for......Strokes</p><p>"T" for.......Trio</p><p>"U" for.......Undressing</p><p>"V" for.......Vouyerism</p><p>"W" for......Womaniser</p><p>"X" for........X X X</p><p>"Y" for.......Young</p><p>"Z" for........Zest</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">------------</span></strong></p><p>Two nuns were sitting in their car waiting for the traffic lights to change when suddenly a vampire appears in front of them.</p><p>"Oh sister," said the first nun, "What shall we do?"</p><p>"Show him your cross!" replied the second nun.</p><p>So the first nun stuck her head out of the window and screamed, "Fuck off you ugly motherfucker!"</p><p>Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.</p><p>"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asked the barman.</p><p>The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I wanted to brew my own!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Paratroopers</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went</p><p>though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher</p><p>and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an</p><p>airplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the</p><p>news. "So, did you jump?" the father asked. "Well, let me tell you what</p><p>happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door</p><p>and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out</p><p>of the plane!" "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father. "Um, not</p><p>yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and</p><p>throw them out the door." "Did you jump then?" asked the father. "I'm</p><p>getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man left</p><p>on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told</p><p>be to get off the plane or he'd kick my butt." "So, did you jump?" "Not</p><p>then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door</p><p>and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master. The Jump</p><p>Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He</p><p>said to me, `Boy, are you gonna jump or not?´ I said, `No, sir. I´m too</p><p>scared.´ So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his penis</p><p>out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around as a</p><p>baseball bat! He said, `Boy, either you jump out that door, or I´m</p><p>sticking this little baby up your ass.´" "So, did you jump?" asked the</p><p>father. "Well, a little, at first.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">============ ========= ========= ========= =</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A young bride was once heard to say,</p><p>"Oh, dear, I'm wearing away!"</p><p>"The inside of my thighs,"</p><p>"Look just like mince pies,"</p><p>"For my husband won't shave everyday!"</p><p>A soldier known only as Sarge,</p><p>Had sex with a hooker named Marge,</p><p>Though only a grunt,</p><p>He assaulted her cunt,</p><p>An gave her an honourable discharge!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064054060, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Sex Education Alphabet[/COLOR][/B] "A" for......Asshole "B" for......Boobs "C" for .....Cunnilingus "D" for......Dick "E" for......Entry "F" for......Fondling "G" for......G-spot "H" for......Handjob "I" for........Inside "J" for.......Jerks "K" for......Kiss "L" for.......Lesbian "M" for......Man "N" for.......Nipples "O" for......Oral "P" for... ...Penetration "Q" for......Quicky "R" for.......Rape "S" for......Strokes "T" for.......Trio "U" for.......Undressing "V" for.......Vouyerism "W" for......Womaniser "X" for........X X X "Y" for.......Young "Z" for........Zest [B][COLOR="Red"]------------[/COLOR][/B] Two nuns were sitting in their car waiting for the traffic lights to change when suddenly a vampire appears in front of them. "Oh sister," said the first nun, "What shall we do?" "Show him your cross!" replied the second nun. So the first nun stuck her head out of the window and screamed, "Fuck off you ugly motherfucker!" Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water. "Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asked the barman. The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I wanted to brew my own!" [B][COLOR="Teal"]The Paratroopers[/COLOR][/B] A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news. "So, did you jump?" the father asked. "Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!" "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father. "Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door." "Did you jump then?" asked the father. "I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told be to get off the plane or he'd kick my butt." "So, did you jump?" "Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He said to me, `Boy, are you gonna jump or not?´ I said, `No, sir. I´m too scared.´ So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around as a baseball bat! He said, `Boy, either you jump out that door, or I´m sticking this little baby up your ass.´" "So, did you jump?" asked the father. "Well, a little, at first. [B][COLOR="Red"]============ ========= ========= ========= =[/COLOR][/B] A young bride was once heard to say, "Oh, dear, I'm wearing away!" "The inside of my thighs," "Look just like mince pies," "For my husband won't shave everyday!" A soldier known only as Sarge, Had sex with a hooker named Marge, Though only a grunt, He assaulted her cunt, An gave her an honourable discharge! [/QUOTE]
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