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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064063733" data-attributes="member: 14320">The MinerIn 1849 a miner comes into a new town after being in the fieldfor a month. He's carrying a sack of gold. The first thing hedoes is head to the local saloon.As he approaches the bar he flips the sack of gold on the bar andsays, "Hey barkeep give everybody in the place a drink, I'm goingupstairs to take a shower. Send up a steak dinner and theprettiest girl in town. Take out a few bucks for your troubles."The bartender hollers out, "Sorry mac there aren't any women intown. All we got is an old Chinaman."The gold miner without missing a step up the stairs, answers,"Never mind I don't go for that kinda shit."The next day the miner is off back to the fields and doesn'treturn for 6 weeks. When he returns he has a sack of gold abouttwice the size as the original one.Again he heads for the saloon and says, "Hey barkeep giveeverybody whatever they want to drink & eat for the rest of thenight. I'm going up to my room & take a shower. Send up somefood and a couple of the best women in town. Take out some goldfor your troubles."The bartender again bellows out, "Sorry partner we still have nowomen in town. The stagecoach that was bringing them in hadproblems. All we got is that old Chinaman."This time the miner stops about halfway up the stairs, pauses afew seconds & says, "Never mind I don't go for that kinda shit."The next morning the miner is once again headed to the goldfields. This time he's gone for another month & when he returnshe has 2 sacks of gold both larger than the previous one.First stop has him back at the saloon. He enters, throws one ofthe bags on the bar & says, "Hey barkeep drinks are on me tillthat bag is gone, keep some for yourself. I'm going upstairs totake a shower. Send me up the best steak in the house and threeof the prettiest women in town because I'm horny as hell."Again the bartender says, "Sorry mac the women never did gethere. The only thing we got is the old Chinaman."This time the miner spends at least a minute on the stairsthinking about how horny he is and finally says,"OK, send the old Chinaman up."The bartender replies, "That will be $600.00 in advance."The miner turns around in disbelief and screams, "WHAT!? $600.00for a old Chinaman?"The bartender replies, "No Sir, the $600.00 is for the three guysthat are going to hold the Chinaman down. He don't go for thatkinda shit either."</blockquote>

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