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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064073744" data-attributes="member: 14320">Piss PoorWhere did “piss poor” come from ?Us older people need to learn something new every day..Just to keep the gray matter tuned up.Where did "Piss Poor" come from?Interesting History.... They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a potAnd then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery...You had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor".But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn'teven afford to buy a pot...They "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.++++++++++I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"++++++++++A mother in law said to her son's wife when the baby was born,"I don't mean to be rude, but he doesn't look anything like my son."The daughter in law lifted her skirt and said,"I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a friggin’ vagina,not a bloody photo copier!”++++++++++Asked "What's the difference between a diplomat and alady?" the reply came:If a diplomat says, "yes," he means "Maybe."If a diplomat says, "Maybe," he means "No."... If a diplomat says, "No," he's no diplomat.But on the other hand,If a lady says, "No," she means "Maybe."If a lady says, "Maybe," she means "Yes."If a lady says, "Yes," she's no lady.Erotic ArtI shaved my little pussy,So the little thing is bareI thought it should be just like my headAnd have a lot less hairOh yes, my pussy's hairlessIt feels as smooth as silkAnd when I get excitedIt spurts this stuff like milk.It feels so good to touch itI wish that you could seeAnd take my hairless pussyThen dive inside of me.Take my clit between your teethAnd nibble on it pleaseI'm even willing to help youBy straddling you on my kneesI'd place my hairless pussyRight atop your lipsAnd as you start to lick itI would surely move my hips!!!I know you like the thought of this,My hairless little twatI know it might sound slutty,But surely that I'm not.I'm just a full grown womanWho has some normal needsMy smoothly shaven pussyHas lots of them indeed!!!It needs some loving lickingAnd some biting on my clitI don't even think it'd mindIf you were to fuck it a bitThere are no little curly onesLeft for you to findCause my little pussy's hairlessFrom my front to my behind.So, you could take me either wayIn the front door or the backWhat a turn on it would beTo feel your luscious sack.I think that you should do thisMy God, it feels so great!!!To feel yourself so smoothly shavedIs a trip!!!!You shouldn't wait!!!Now go and get your razorAnd take a little timeTo make your pubie hairlessSo yours can feel like mine.Please let me know you've done thisAnd tell me of every moveCause just the thought of shaving itHas me wet in the groove.I really need some lovingAnd some animalistic thrustsI think that if you did thisMy cunt would certainly bust.Then you could spread my juicesOver my smoothly shaven twatThen the little thing would glistenMy God!!! It's getting HOT!!!!So, please take my little pussyAnd fuck it any wayI really think it needs itAt least 3 times a day!!!!Sex Quiz For Real Men1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:A. Lovemaking.B. Screwing.C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only afteryou've both shared:A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.B. Your blood-test results.C. Five tequila slammers.3. You time your orgasm so that:A. Your partner climaxes first.B. You both climax simultaneously.C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:A. Healthy, creative love-play.B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to everfind out about.5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just hadsex with is:A. The best part of the experience.B. The second best part of the experience.C. $100 extra.6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the lastmonth. You tell her that it is:A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.C. A conservative estimate.7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:A. A myth.B. An oxymoron.C. A moron.8. Foreplay is to sex as:A. An appetizer is to entree.B. Primer is to paint.C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself sayingat the end of a relationship?A. "I hope we can still be friends."B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sortof intimacy.B. Is uptight and a waste of time.C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.</blockquote>

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