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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064114604" data-attributes="member: 14320">Women Playing GolfTwo women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as herball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together athis groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and Iknow I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,'the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however,he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laidthem to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments andasked, 'How does that feel'?Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!ZZZZZA Mexican, a black man, and a white guy are in a bar having a drinkwhen a good-looking girl comes up to them and says " whoever can sayliver and cheese in a sentence can have me".So the white guy says" I love liver and cheese".She says "that's not good enough".The black man says "I hate liver and cheese", and she says "that'snot creative",And then the Mexican says "liver alone cheese mine".WOMEN'S RULES FOR MEN1. Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them.2. If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote.3. I always choose chocolate over men - ALWAYS.4. 51% Love Goddess, 49% Bitch. Care to push your luck?5. My sexual preference is NO.6. My body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray.7. It's not the size that counts, it's...No, wait, sizedoes count!8. Remember men, girls are made of sugar, spice, andeverything nice.9. Men are like hardwood floors -- lay them right the firsttime and you can walk all over them forever.10. Save your breath for your inflatable date.*******A man was in the hospital recovering from an operation when anun walked into his room. She was there to cheer up the sickand lame. They start talking and she asks about his life. Hetalks about his wife and his 13 children."My, my," says the nun, "13 children, a good, proper Catholicfamily. God is very proud of you.""I'm sorry Sister," he says, "I am not Catholic, I'm Jewish.""Jewish!" she replies, "You sex maniac you."</blockquote>

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