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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064116142" data-attributes="member: 14320">Poor JohnSam and John were out cutting wood, and John cut his arm off.Sam wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took it and John to a surgeon.The surgeon said, "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs!Come back in four hours."So Sam came back in four hours and the surgeon said,"I got done faster than I expected to.John is down at the local pub." Sam went to the pub and saw John throwing darts.A few weeks later, Sam and John were out again, and John cut his leg off. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and John back to the surgeon.The surgeon said, "Legs are a little tougher - come back in six hours."Sam returned in six hours and the surgeon said,"I finished early - John's down at the soccer field."Sam went to the soccer field and there was John, kicking goals.A few weeks later, John had a terrible accident and cut his head off.Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of John to the surgeon.The surgeon said, "Gee, heads are really tough. Come back in twelve hours."So Sam returned in twelve hours and the surgeon said,"I'm sorry, John died." Sam said, "I understand - heads are tough." The surgeon said, "Oh, no! The surgery went fine! John suffocated in that plastic bag!" His And Her's ATMsHIS>1. Pull up to ATM>2. Insert card>3. Enter PIN number and account>4. Take cash, card and receipt>HERS>1. Pull up to ATM>2. Check makeup in rearview mirror>3. Shut off engine>4. Put keys in purse>5. Get out of car because you're too far frommachine>6. Hunt for card in purse>7. Insert card>8. Hunt in purse for gum wrapper with PIN numberwritten on it.>9. Enter PIN number>10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.>11. Hit "cancel">12. Re-enter correct PIN number>13. Check balance>14. Look for envelope>15. Look in purse for pen>16. Make out deposit slip>17. Endorse checks>18. Make deposit>19. Study instructions>20. Make cash withdrawal>21. Get in car>22. Check makeup>23. Look for keys>24. Start car>25. Check makeup>26. Start pulling away>27. STOP>28. Back up to machine>29. Get out of car>30. Take card and receipt>31. Get back in car>32. Put card in wallet>33. Put receipt in checkbook>34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook>35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook>36. Check makeup>37. Put car in reverse gear>38. Put car in drive>39. Drive away from machine>40. Travel 3 miles>41. Release parking brake</blockquote>

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