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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064120593" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Wetting Problem</span></strong></p><p></p><p>This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she</p><p>decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her</p><p>to go and get undressed and wait for him in the</p><p>other room. When the doctor goes into the room he</p><p>tells the lady to stand on her head facing the mirror.</p><p></p><p>She figures he is a doctor and gets in front of the</p><p>mirror. The doctor goes over to the lady and rests</p><p>his chin between her legs and looks in the mirror.</p><p>After a few minutes he stands up and tells the lady</p><p>to go ahead and put her clothes back on and he will</p><p>talk to her when she is dressed.</p><p></p><p>The lady puts her clothes on and asks the doctor what</p><p>is wrong with her.</p><p></p><p>He tells her that she needs to quit drinking before</p><p>she goes to bed.</p><p></p><p>The lady asks the doctor why he had her get naked in</p><p>front of the mirror and stand on her head.</p><p></p><p>He replies, "I wanted to see how I would look with a beard."</p><p></p><p></p><p>What's the worst thing a bride can say on her wedding night?</p><p>"I'm glad I didn't throw my vibrator away."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>On TV, the commercial says that 8 out of 10 people suffer from</p><p>Hemorrhoids.</p><p>Does this mean the other 2 people enjoy them?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Little Johnny’s mom was six months pregnant with her third child.</p><p>Little Johnny came into the room when she was just getting ready to get</p><p>into the shower.</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"</p><p></p><p>His mother replied, "Yes honey, remember, Mommy has a baby growing in</p><p>her tummy."</p><p></p><p>"I know," Little Johnny replied, "but what is growing in your butt?"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Hot Tub Tips For Women</span></strong></p><p></p><p>It is not lady like to straddle a water jet, moan in</p><p>ecstasy, then scream at the top of your lungs "Oh yes baby!"</p><p></p><p>Washing your partners back is sexy, washing your pantyhose is not!</p><p></p><p>Group nude bathing with strangers can be a pleasant experience, but</p><p>don't spoil things by making snide remarks like "I've seen bigger</p><p>wangs on Hamsters"</p><p></p><p>It's OK to pass a joint while tubbing, it's not OK to pass gas.</p><p></p><p>Don't think you're fooling anybody by trying to pass off your</p><p>vibrator as a toy submarine.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">lllll</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The little boy asked, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"</p><p>His mother replied, "The stork brings them."</p><p>The boy, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the storks?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">lllll</span></strong></p><p></p><p>WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX?</p><p>They don`t like their brains being screwed with.</p><p></p><p>Why did the blonde cross the road?</p><p>Never mind that, what was she doing out of the bedroom?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">lllll</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Three hillbilly's sitting around talking about their wives one day,</p><p>First hillbilly say's "my wifes so stupid , she bought a new washer and</p><p>dryer and we don't even have electricity",</p><p>Second hillbilly says,"awe that aie'n nothin, my wifes so stupid she</p><p>bought a new dishwasher and we don't have runnin' water",</p><p>Third hillbilly says "that ain't nothin, I looked in my wifes purse</p><p>yesterday and she bought a whole bunch of condoms, and she ain't got no</p><p>penis!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Filthy Jokes</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A father was discussing the "birds and the bees" with his son. He asked his son if he had any questions.</p><p>"Dad, what do a woman's private parts look like?"</p><p>The father thought for a moment and said: "son, before sex it looks like the softest petal on the most beautiful pink rose."</p><p>"What about after sex?"</p><p>The father thought a little longer: "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaisse?"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">`````</span></strong></p><p>Writing I saw on my bathroom wall:</p><p>I fuck her low,</p><p>I fuck her high,</p><p>I fuck her wet, I fuck her dry,</p><p>And when she's dead and long forgotten,</p><p>I'll dig her up, and fuck her rotten!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">`````</span></strong></p><p>Dear Abby,</p><p>I've been going out with this girl for a couple of weeks now and I really like her and want to take the relationship to the next level. I have one problem though. On our first date she told me she was sick, but I can't remember if she said she had TB or VD. What should I do?</p><p>Lovelorn, Portland, OR</p><p></p><p>Dear Lovelorn:</p><p>If she coughs up a lot of phlegm and blood, fuck her.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">````</span></strong>`</p><p>Singa song of syphilis,a fanny fulla crabs</p><p>Four and twenty blackheads, twice as many scabs</p><p>When the scabs pop open, heads began to sing</p><p>Wasn't that a dirty cunt, to stick your penis in.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">`````</span></strong></p><p></p><p>My young son asked me what happens after we die.</p><p>I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies.</p><p>I guess I should have told him the truth, that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally while demons rip the rotting flesh from our bodies, but I didn't want to upset him.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064120593, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Wetting Problem[/COLOR][/B] This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room. When the doctor goes into the room he tells the lady to stand on her head facing the mirror. She figures he is a doctor and gets in front of the mirror. The doctor goes over to the lady and rests his chin between her legs and looks in the mirror. After a few minutes he stands up and tells the lady to go ahead and put her clothes back on and he will talk to her when she is dressed. The lady puts her clothes on and asks the doctor what is wrong with her. He tells her that she needs to quit drinking before she goes to bed. The lady asks the doctor why he had her get naked in front of the mirror and stand on her head. He replies, "I wanted to see how I would look with a beard." What's the worst thing a bride can say on her wedding night? "I'm glad I didn't throw my vibrator away." [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] On TV, the commercial says that 8 out of 10 people suffer from Hemorrhoids. Does this mean the other 2 people enjoy them? [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] Little Johnny’s mom was six months pregnant with her third child. Little Johnny came into the room when she was just getting ready to get into the shower. Little Johnny said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" His mother replied, "Yes honey, remember, Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," Little Johnny replied, "but what is growing in your butt?" [B][COLOR="Teal"]Hot Tub Tips For Women[/COLOR][/B] It is not lady like to straddle a water jet, moan in ecstasy, then scream at the top of your lungs "Oh yes baby!" Washing your partners back is sexy, washing your pantyhose is not! Group nude bathing with strangers can be a pleasant experience, but don't spoil things by making snide remarks like "I've seen bigger wangs on Hamsters" It's OK to pass a joint while tubbing, it's not OK to pass gas. Don't think you're fooling anybody by trying to pass off your vibrator as a toy submarine. [B][COLOR="Red"]lllll[/COLOR][/B] The little boy asked, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replied, "The stork brings them." The boy, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the storks? [B][COLOR="Red"]lllll[/COLOR][/B] WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? They don`t like their brains being screwed with. Why did the blonde cross the road? Never mind that, what was she doing out of the bedroom? [B][COLOR="Red"]lllll[/COLOR][/B] Three hillbilly's sitting around talking about their wives one day, First hillbilly say's "my wifes so stupid , she bought a new washer and dryer and we don't even have electricity", Second hillbilly says,"awe that aie'n nothin, my wifes so stupid she bought a new dishwasher and we don't have runnin' water", Third hillbilly says "that ain't nothin, I looked in my wifes purse yesterday and she bought a whole bunch of condoms, and she ain't got no penis!" [B][COLOR="Teal"]Filthy Jokes[/COLOR][/B] A father was discussing the "birds and the bees" with his son. He asked his son if he had any questions. "Dad, what do a woman's private parts look like?" The father thought for a moment and said: "son, before sex it looks like the softest petal on the most beautiful pink rose." "What about after sex?" The father thought a little longer: "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaisse?" [B][COLOR="Red"]`````[/COLOR][/B] Writing I saw on my bathroom wall: I fuck her low, I fuck her high, I fuck her wet, I fuck her dry, And when she's dead and long forgotten, I'll dig her up, and fuck her rotten! [B][COLOR="Red"]`````[/COLOR][/B] Dear Abby, I've been going out with this girl for a couple of weeks now and I really like her and want to take the relationship to the next level. I have one problem though. On our first date she told me she was sick, but I can't remember if she said she had TB or VD. What should I do? Lovelorn, Portland, OR Dear Lovelorn: If she coughs up a lot of phlegm and blood, fuck her. [B][COLOR="Red"]````[/COLOR][/B]` Singa song of syphilis,a fanny fulla crabs Four and twenty blackheads, twice as many scabs When the scabs pop open, heads began to sing Wasn't that a dirty cunt, to stick your penis in. [B][COLOR="Red"]`````[/COLOR][/B] My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth, that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally while demons rip the rotting flesh from our bodies, but I didn't want to upset him. [/QUOTE]
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