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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064121674" data-attributes="member: 14320">Lena And SvenLena and Sven got married in St. Paul.They planned to honeymoon in Lena's aunt's cabin in Duluth.They caught a bus that was filled with deer hunters.About 30 minutes out of St. Paul the bus broke down right next to a nice hotel.Sven said to Lena, "Lena, there's a comfortable hotel right here.How about consummating our marriage?"Lena replied, "No. I vant to wait till ve get to Duluth."The repaired bus took off. Fifty miles down the road,it broke down again.This time it was next to a good looking motel.Sven turned to Lena and asked, "Look Lena. There's a nice motel.Can ve consummate our marriage?"Lena said, "No. I vant to wait till ve get to Duluth."The bus was repaired and off they went.Ten miles down the road,the bus broke down. This time they were out in the woods.However, there was a little clearing out of the sight of the bus.Lena turned to Sven, "I tink ve should go back into the voods and do it."Later when they returned to the bus, Sven asked Lena,"Earlier ve vere next to a nice hotel and you said "No".Then, ve vere by a motel and you said "No".But, here ve vent out into the grassy voods and did it. Why?"Lena said, "I vas listening to the hunters.They said if the bus broke down again, the fucking season vould be over."__________A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?''No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought hewas God and I didn't.*******People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.What do outhouses and candy have in common?If there's no hole, it's not a lifesaver.*******John: "So how often do you have sex with your wife?"Jim: "Oh, four or five times a week."John: "That's more often than I get it!"Jim: "Well, it should be... after all, she's *my* wife."*******Two deer were gossiping about the doe down the road."I'm not saying she's promiscuous," said one, "butthere's a sign outside her place that reads,"The buck stops here."*******A teenage girl walked into a bank with several glass jarsfilled with quarters. After running them through theautomated counting machine, the teller announced,"That came out to $793.75. Tell me, young lady, how longhave you been hoarding all those quarters?""All year," replied the girl, "but my sister whored half of them."Just MarriedA young couple, just married, was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said."That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man and I wear the pants in this family."With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps."Heck," he said, "I can't get into your panties!"She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to be until your attitude changes!"&&&&&&&&&&&&&An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait and see who would leave work the earliest, and both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack and the manager went up to her and said, 'Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off.'Jill said, 'Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus.&&&&&&&&&&&&&Charlie was telling his tale of woe to his boss. He said, “I was so drunk last night thatI don’t know how I got home. Not realizing it was my bed I slept in when I awoke, I handed the woman next to me a $20.00 bill.”“Is that what’s making you sad?”“No,” said Charlie. “It was my wife I gave the $20.00 to, but she gave me $10.00 change.”</blockquote>

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