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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064136683" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Seminar</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Rich had just returned from a week long seminar.</p><p>His boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as he</p><p>looked absolutely terrible.</p><p></p><p>"Well..." said Rich, "I met this blonde and turned out she was an</p><p>salesrep-in-training and wanted me to tutor her. One thing lead to another</p><p>and we ended up back in her room having wild gorilla sex all night."</p><p></p><p>"OK," replied the boss, "that may explain your fatigue, but why are your</p><p>eyes so red?"</p><p></p><p>"Well..." said Rich, "turns out she was married and had a baby at home. She</p><p>started crying with remorse, and I started thinking about my own wife and</p><p>kids, so I cried too."</p><p></p><p>"I see." chided the boss, "but that seminar ended Friday. How come you</p><p>still appear so ragged?"</p><p></p><p>"Well..." said Rich, "you can't sit there and cry 4-5 times a day for four</p><p>days and not look like this."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">COLOR]</span></strong><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">Juggling Is Better Than Sex Because</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">You don't need a partner to juggle.</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">Having blue balls isn't a bad thing.</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">You don't have to worry about how many other people your partner has juggled with.</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">Jugglers aren't judged by the size of their balls.</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red">You don't have to wear protection.</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><span style="color: Red">COLOR]</span></strong><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">An elderly couple in a retirement community was surprised by a</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">knock on their door late one night. Jerry, the husband gets up to</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">answer the door, only to find a huge and intimidating man at the door.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">"Oh, this is terrible, I'm going to be robbed and lose all my money!"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">the old man screamed.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">"I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a rapist!"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">"Oh, thank goodness!" said Jerry with much relief. Then he</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Red">shouted to his wife, ....." Elaine, it's for you!"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064136683, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Seminar[/COLOR][/B] Rich had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as he looked absolutely terrible. "Well..." said Rich, "I met this blonde and turned out she was an salesrep-in-training and wanted me to tutor her. One thing lead to another and we ended up back in her room having wild gorilla sex all night." "OK," replied the boss, "that may explain your fatigue, but why are your eyes so red?" "Well..." said Rich, "turns out she was married and had a baby at home. She started crying with remorse, and I started thinking about my own wife and kids, so I cried too." "I see." chided the boss, "but that seminar ended Friday. How come you still appear so ragged?" "Well..." said Rich, "you can't sit there and cry 4-5 times a day for four days and not look like this." [B][COLOR="Red"]COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR="Red"] Juggling Is Better Than Sex Because You don't need a partner to juggle. Having blue balls isn't a bad thing. You don't have to worry about how many other people your partner has juggled with. Jugglers aren't judged by the size of their balls. You don't have to wear protection. [B][COLOR="Red"]COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR="Red"] An elderly couple in a retirement community was surprised by a knock on their door late one night. Jerry, the husband gets up to answer the door, only to find a huge and intimidating man at the door. "Oh, this is terrible, I'm going to be robbed and lose all my money!" the old man screamed. "I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a rapist!" "Oh, thank goodness!" said Jerry with much relief. Then he shouted to his wife, ....." Elaine, it's for you!"[/color][/color] [/QUOTE]
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