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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064139696" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">You Might Be Po'White Trash If....</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1) You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk</p><p>2) The Salvation Army declines your mattress.</p><p>3) You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.</p><p>4) Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."</p><p>5) Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a</p><p>bath."</p><p>6) You've ever given rat traps as gifts.</p><p>7) You clean your fingernails with a stick.</p><p>8) You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.</p><p>9) Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.</p><p>10) You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.</p><p>11) You've totaled every car you've ever owned.</p><p>12) There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.</p><p>13) You ever got too drunk to fish.</p><p>14) You consider the fifth grade your senior year.</p><p>15) Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."</p><p>16) The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.</p><p>17) Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.</p><p>18) You think the French Riviera is a foreign car</p><p>19) You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.</p><p>20) You've ever financed a tattoo.</p><p>21) The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot.</p><p>22) You've ever bought a used hat.</p><p>23) You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog.</p><p>24) You're considered an expert on worm beds.</p><p>25) You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.</p><p>26) Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.</p><p>27) "Bambi" made you hungry for rabbit.</p><p>28) You learned to drive in a monster truck.</p><p>29) You spit chewing tobacco in the plants.</p><p>30) Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.</p><p>31) You believe books are bad luck.</p><p>32) You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition.</p><p>33) You believe all-star wrestling.</p><p>34) You recycle motor oil by moving it from the car to the truck.</p><p>35) You think a "thesaurus" was a dinosaur.</p><p>36) You like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk.</p><p>37) Rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church you "bring your</p><p>own."<span style="color: Silver"></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"><span style="font-size: 9px">---------- Post added at 06:04 PM ---------- 6 hour anti-bump limit - Previous post was at 12:05 PM ----------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"></span>Mummy, Mummy, What happened to all your scabs?</p><p>Shut up son and eat your cornflakes!</p><p></p><p>Mummy, mummy, I don't like the crunchy stuff in my soup!</p><p>Shut up son, I'm too busy to pour granddad's vomit through a sieve!</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">!!!!!</span></strong></p><p>A guy pulls up in his car next to a very young boy and opens the window. "If I give you a sweetie will you come in my car?"</p><p>To which the little boy answers "If you give me the whole bag I will come in your face!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">!!!!!</span></strong></p><p>Two vomits are walking down the street when one of them starts to cry.</p><p>"What's wrong with you?" asked the first vomit.</p><p>"Ohhhh," said the second vomit, "This is the area I was brought up in!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">!!!!!</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Mummy, Mummy, when will we have this nice yellow pudding again?</p><p>Shut up son, you know that your grandma's cured from her yeast infection!</p><p></p><p>Why is having a good shit better than sex?</p><p>Because you don't have to kiss it afterwards!</p><p></p><p>What did the little girl say to the lesbian pedophile?</p><p>Can I go to bed now mummy?</p><p></p><p>What did one pedophile say to the other?</p><p>Have you got two five's for a ten?</p><p></p><p>What's the definition of gross?</p><p>When you open your refrigerator and your rump-roast farts at you.</p><p></p><p>What's grosser then gross?</p><p>Siamese Twins joined at the mouth, and one of them throwing up.</p><p></p><p>How do you cook kidney's?</p><p>You have to boil the piss out of them.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064139696, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]You Might Be Po'White Trash If....[/COLOR][/B] 1) You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk 2) The Salvation Army declines your mattress. 3) You were shooting pool when any of your children were born. 4) Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos." 5) Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." 6) You've ever given rat traps as gifts. 7) You clean your fingernails with a stick. 8) You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately. 9) Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 10) You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table. 11) You've totaled every car you've ever owned. 12) There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door. 13) You ever got too drunk to fish. 14) You consider the fifth grade your senior year. 15) Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road." 16) The dog can't watch you eat without gagging. 17) Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. 18) You think the French Riviera is a foreign car 19) You prefer car keys to Q-Tips. 20) You've ever financed a tattoo. 21) The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot. 22) You've ever bought a used hat. 23) You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog. 24) You're considered an expert on worm beds. 25) You think a subdivision is part of a math problem. 26) Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen. 27) "Bambi" made you hungry for rabbit. 28) You learned to drive in a monster truck. 29) You spit chewing tobacco in the plants. 30) Your wedding reception included a beer brunch. 31) You believe books are bad luck. 32) You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition. 33) You believe all-star wrestling. 34) You recycle motor oil by moving it from the car to the truck. 35) You think a "thesaurus" was a dinosaur. 36) You like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk. 37) Rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church you "bring your own."[COLOR="Silver"] [SIZE=1]---------- Post added at 06:04 PM ---------- 6 hour anti-bump limit - Previous post was at 12:05 PM ----------[/SIZE] [/COLOR]Mummy, Mummy, What happened to all your scabs? Shut up son and eat your cornflakes! Mummy, mummy, I don't like the crunchy stuff in my soup! Shut up son, I'm too busy to pour granddad's vomit through a sieve! [B][COLOR="Red"]!!!!![/COLOR][/B] A guy pulls up in his car next to a very young boy and opens the window. "If I give you a sweetie will you come in my car?" To which the little boy answers "If you give me the whole bag I will come in your face!" [B][COLOR="Red"]!!!!![/COLOR][/B] Two vomits are walking down the street when one of them starts to cry. "What's wrong with you?" asked the first vomit. "Ohhhh," said the second vomit, "This is the area I was brought up in!" [B][COLOR="Red"]!!!!![/COLOR][/B] Mummy, Mummy, when will we have this nice yellow pudding again? Shut up son, you know that your grandma's cured from her yeast infection! Why is having a good shit better than sex? Because you don't have to kiss it afterwards! What did the little girl say to the lesbian pedophile? Can I go to bed now mummy? What did one pedophile say to the other? Have you got two five's for a ten? What's the definition of gross? When you open your refrigerator and your rump-roast farts at you. What's grosser then gross? Siamese Twins joined at the mouth, and one of them throwing up. How do you cook kidney's? You have to boil the piss out of them. [/QUOTE]
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