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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064142947" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Tragic Loss</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"</p><p></p><p>The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"</p><p></p><p>The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========</span></strong></p><p>How do you know your mistress or wife has gained too much weight?</p><p>She fits into your clothes.</p><p></p><p>What did the left testicle say to the right testicle?</p><p>This guy in the middle is a dick.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========</span></strong></p><p>"My teacher is really giving me a tuff time" Little Johnny told his</p><p>father.</p><p></p><p>"Handle it this way Johnny," his father advised. "Take special care with</p><p>your personal appearance and attire. Pay attention in class. And do your</p><p>assignments and homework promptly."</p><p></p><p>"I really don't think that'll help Dad," Johnny sighed. "She hissed at</p><p>me during study break that she's 3 weeks overdue."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========</span></strong></p><p>A young couple went to a nude beach on a sunny day. They got rid of all their clothes and lay down.</p><p></p><p>Suddenly a bee flew into the woman's vagina, and as you all might guess it wasn't very pleasant!</p><p></p><p>So,they rushed to the nearest hospital where the local Doc tries to solve the problem. He suggested putting honey on the young man's penis and see if he could tempt the bee out.</p><p></p><p>But the young man didn't like the idea very much, so the Doc volunteered to do it in his place. The Doc had been trying to get the bee out for 5 min, amid much puffing and panting when the young man asked, "Why's it taking so long, Doc?"</p><p></p><p>The Doc replied "I've changed my mind! I've decided to drown the bugger instead!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064142947, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Tragic Loss[/COLOR][/B] A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband." [B][COLOR="Red"]========[/COLOR][/B] How do you know your mistress or wife has gained too much weight? She fits into your clothes. What did the left testicle say to the right testicle? This guy in the middle is a dick. [B][COLOR="Red"]========[/COLOR][/B] "My teacher is really giving me a tuff time" Little Johnny told his father. "Handle it this way Johnny," his father advised. "Take special care with your personal appearance and attire. Pay attention in class. And do your assignments and homework promptly." "I really don't think that'll help Dad," Johnny sighed. "She hissed at me during study break that she's 3 weeks overdue." [B][COLOR="Red"]========[/COLOR][/B] A young couple went to a nude beach on a sunny day. They got rid of all their clothes and lay down. Suddenly a bee flew into the woman's vagina, and as you all might guess it wasn't very pleasant! So,they rushed to the nearest hospital where the local Doc tries to solve the problem. He suggested putting honey on the young man's penis and see if he could tempt the bee out. But the young man didn't like the idea very much, so the Doc volunteered to do it in his place. The Doc had been trying to get the bee out for 5 min, amid much puffing and panting when the young man asked, "Why's it taking so long, Doc?" The Doc replied "I've changed my mind! I've decided to drown the bugger instead!" [/QUOTE]
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