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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064155207" data-attributes="member: 14320">I'll tell you a short poem;I'll try to make it quick.The subject is quite simple:The joy of having a dick.Penises are super things;You ladies should be jealous.An organ surrounded by sensitive skinThat's smooth and rarely hairless.It starts to grow dramatically,When you're about thirteen.Your testicles on either side;Your willy in between.It dangles neatly down below;Soft, obedient and loyal.At the slightest hint of lust,It's ready to uncoil.Handle it with love and care;For it can give great pleasure.Has it grown since last weekend?And when did you last measure?Some people fret about its size;They give it lots of thought.Is seven inches long enough?It makes guys quite distraught.They peek across in urinals,To compare and try to seeBut if another glances back at themThere's no way that they can peeWithout this fabulous organ,No shag would be complete.Lesbians will try their best;But must admit defeat.It has two main bodily functions,I'm sure you'll all agree,To start a whole new life,And of course, daily to pee.But I think the thing that's marvellous;About that one eyed bruteIs that when its trying to procreate,It knows which fluid to shoot.It remains with you;Until you're old and frail.Don't take it out in public though,Or you'll be thrown in jail.I want to take you into my mouthand taste your sweet flavor.My tongue dances around your thickness,sliding down the length of you.I take all of you in slowly.Deep sighs fill the airand your body quivers in ecstasy.Your fingers become tangled in my long hairas your mind tries to fight the urge to release.You want the feeling to last forever.But your body betrays you.You give in to my sensuous manipulationsas I drink you in eagerly,careful not to miss one drop.Not a trace of your pleasure left behind,only your limp body lying on the bed.Weakened, sweating, breathing heavilyRest for the moment my love.My hunger for you is not yet satisfied.A guy goes into a bar and picks up a tall woman.After a night of drinking and dancing they go back to his place.She unzips his fly and starts playing with his dick."Wow," he says, "you really know how to handle a dick!""I should," she replies, "I used to have one." Sexual EducationA math teacher gets called to the principal's office one day and the principal says to him, "We need a new Sex-Ed teacher and you are it."The Math teacher exclaims, "But I have never taught Sex-Ed before what am I going do?"The principal replies, "Well, you have until Monday to think of something, because that is when the class starts."The math teacher decides that he is going to use flash cards to teach the Sex-Ed class, because they have worked extremely well in teaching his math class.On Monday morning, the teacher is feeling very confidant. He walks into the room, and begins to teach the class. He holds up the first flash card and asks, "Can anybody tell me what this is?"Little Jill stands up and replies, "That's a breast and my mommy has two."The math teacher says, "That's right Jill! It is a breast, and your mommy does have two."The math teacher grabs the next flash card and asks, "Can anybody tell me what this is?Little Bobby raises his hand and replies, "I know. That is a dick, and my daddy has two."The math teacher says, "That's right Bobby it is a dick, but your daddy only has one."Little Bobby stands up and says, "Nope my daddy has two! He has a small one that he uses to pee, and a big one that he brushes mommy's teeth with."22222Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool."You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you.""But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny."Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"</blockquote>

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