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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064158123" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Having Breakfast</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the</p><p>breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty</p><p>years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'</p><p></p><p>'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as</p><p>a jaybird fifty years ago.'</p><p></p><p>'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'</p><p></p><p>Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.</p><p></p><p>'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My</p><p>nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'</p><p></p><p>'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee</p><p>and the other is in your oatmeal.'</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">9999</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me,</p><p>madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that</p><p>your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," s</p><p>aid the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."</p><p></p><p>But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!"</p><p>said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then</p><p>back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down</p><p>there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">9999</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Lionel takes Freda to their doctor for a check-up. After the doctor finishes examining Freda, he takes Lionel aside and says, "I don't like the look of your wife at all."</p><p>"I don’t either, doctor," says Lionel, "but she's really very good with the children and she’s a great cook."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064158123, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Having Breakfast[/COLOR][/B] A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.' [B][COLOR="Red"]9999[/COLOR][/B] A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," s aid the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" [B][COLOR="Red"]9999[/COLOR][/B] Lionel takes Freda to their doctor for a check-up. After the doctor finishes examining Freda, he takes Lionel aside and says, "I don't like the look of your wife at all." "I don’t either, doctor," says Lionel, "but she's really very good with the children and she’s a great cook." [/QUOTE]
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