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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064169714" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Road Craze</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman is crossing the road when she gets run over. She is lying on the</p><p>ground as the driver rushes out of the car to her.</p><p></p><p>"Are you alright?" he asks her.</p><p></p><p>"Everything is just a blur, I can't see anything" she says.</p><p></p><p>Concerned, the man leans over the woman to test her eyesight. "How many</p><p>fingers have I got up?" he asks.</p><p></p><p>"Oh No!" she replies, "Don't tell me I'm paralyzed from the waist down</p><p>as well!"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.</p><p></p><p>"Has she started to neglect you?"</p><p></p><p>"Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to sex or says she has a headache."</p><p></p><p>"So what's the problem?"</p><p></p><p>"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a bitch, die!'"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064169714, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Road Craze[/COLOR][/B] A woman is crossing the road when she gets run over. She is lying on the ground as the driver rushes out of the car to her. "Are you alright?" he asks her. "Everything is just a blur, I can't see anything" she says. Concerned, the man leans over the woman to test her eyesight. "How many fingers have I got up?" he asks. "Oh No!" she replies, "Don't tell me I'm paralyzed from the waist down as well!" "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor. "Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to sex or says she has a headache." "So what's the problem?" "Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a bitch, die!'" [/QUOTE]
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