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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064195180" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Public Men's RoomA man walks into a public men's room.His arms are held awkwardly out to his sides, forearms hanging limply,fingers spread apart.He approaches another man and asks, "Excuse me, but could you pleaseunzip my fly?"The second fellow is embarrassed, but feels sorry for the stranger, whoappears to be crippled.He thinks how humiliating it must be to have to ask for help forsomething like this, so he complies, unzipping the first man's pants.Next, the man asks him to hold his cock while he pees.The second guy is even more embarrassed, but does as he is asked.Finally, the first guy finishes, and the second man starts to put hiscock back in his pants."Oh, I can take care of that," the first man says, blowing on hisfingers. "I think my nails are dry now."*********I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about 9 years old, all dressed up in her Sunday best, and her freshly scrubbed face, just gleaming with cutsiness. Tugging on her leash was a well groomed terrier.As we met on the path, I greeted her, "Hi there, my, aren't you pretty today and what a fine looking dog you have.""Thank you, sir" she said, "And what a nice day this is isn't it?""Yes it is" I answered, "My, what a polite little girl you are, and what a pretty dress you're wearing.""Oh, thank you, sir. My mother taught me to always be polite and she made this dress for me, isn't it pretty?" she said with a beaming smile."Yes, very pretty" I answered, "By the way, what's your dog's name?""Oh, sir, my dog's name is 'Porky', isn't that cute?""Well, it certainly is an unusual name for a dog. Why do you call him 'Porky'?""Because he fucks pigs!" Dear Wife, Dear Husband...To My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, withyour 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I valueyou as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that youwill not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the eveningwith my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't beperturbed I shall be back home before midnight."When the man came home, he found the following letter on the diningroom table:"My Dear Husband,I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like totake this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. Atthe same time, I would like to inform you that while you read this, Iwill be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who, likeyour secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and withyour excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are inthe same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 alot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be backbefore lunch time tomorrow."There once was a lady named Dot,Who lived off the pig shit and snot,When she ran out of these,She ate the green cheese,That she grew on the sides of her twot!Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow,Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how,Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit,Ching Chong Chinaman covered in shit!</blockquote>

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