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<blockquote data-quote="option1978" data-source="post: 1064195850" data-attributes="member: 76404"><p>Late one night a couple was down a country highway & accidentally ran over a possum. Knowing that mother possums often carry babies in their pouch, the decided to check out the poor animal.</p><p></p><p>Sure enough, there was a baby & they decided to rescue it. They took it into the car & continue down the road but the little possum, missing the mother & scared, was squirming around like crazy. The wife asked the husband what should she so? He pondered for a minute & said "Well it's so used to be in it's mother's pouch. May be if you unbutton your jeans & put it in 'there', it will get comfortable & quiet down"</p><p></p><p>She exclaimed "Hell no!!!! I'm not going to do that. That thing is smelly & nasty" in which the husband replied "well, why don't you just hold it's little nose!!!"<span style="color: Silver"></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"><span style="font-size: 9px">---------- Post added at 06:29 PM ---------- 6 hour anti-bump limit - Previous post was at 06:23 PM ----------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"></span>A man walks into a pharmacy & bought a pack of condoms. As soon as he paid, he started laughing & walks out. The next day, the same thing happens & this carries on for a few days.</p><p></p><p>The pharmacist thought that it's odd & asked his assistant to follow the man to see where he goes when he comes & buy his daily pack of condoms. Sure enough, the man returns yet again & repeated his usual antics. The assistant did as what the boss asked him to do & followed the guy to see where he goes.</p><p></p><p>Half an hour later, the assistant returned to the pharmacy & the boss asked "Well, did you find out where he goes?". The assistant replied "i sure did" "And shere did he goes?", "Over to your house boss"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="option1978, post: 1064195850, member: 76404"] Late one night a couple was down a country highway & accidentally ran over a possum. Knowing that mother possums often carry babies in their pouch, the decided to check out the poor animal. Sure enough, there was a baby & they decided to rescue it. They took it into the car & continue down the road but the little possum, missing the mother & scared, was squirming around like crazy. The wife asked the husband what should she so? He pondered for a minute & said "Well it's so used to be in it's mother's pouch. May be if you unbutton your jeans & put it in 'there', it will get comfortable & quiet down" She exclaimed "Hell no!!!! I'm not going to do that. That thing is smelly & nasty" in which the husband replied "well, why don't you just hold it's little nose!!!"[COLOR="Silver"] [SIZE=1]---------- Post added at 06:29 PM ---------- 6 hour anti-bump limit - Previous post was at 06:23 PM ----------[/SIZE] [/COLOR]A man walks into a pharmacy & bought a pack of condoms. As soon as he paid, he started laughing & walks out. The next day, the same thing happens & this carries on for a few days. The pharmacist thought that it's odd & asked his assistant to follow the man to see where he goes when he comes & buy his daily pack of condoms. Sure enough, the man returns yet again & repeated his usual antics. The assistant did as what the boss asked him to do & followed the guy to see where he goes. Half an hour later, the assistant returned to the pharmacy & the boss asked "Well, did you find out where he goes?". The assistant replied "i sure did" "And shere did he goes?", "Over to your house boss" [/QUOTE]
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