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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064196193" data-attributes="member: 14320">Dentist AppointmentAfter having a very pleasant 69 with his girlfriend, Joe remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid the Dentist would notice the smell of pussy on his breath, so he brushed his teeth, used dental floss, and also used a whole 4-oz. bottle of Listerine.As he arrived at the Dentist's office, he also ate a whole packet of strong mint Tic-Tacs.His turn came up and the Dentist told him to take a seat in the chair. Feeling confident and relaxed, he opened his mouth wide. The Dentist got close and asked, "So, you had a 69 before you came here, eh?"Joe asked, exasperated, "How did you know? Does my breath still smell like pussy?"The dentist replied, "No... you have a skid mark on your forehead."________They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan."The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years.""No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."________A man had a problem, there was a red ring around his dick. He was really worried so he went to the doctor.The doctor took a good look at it and then after awhile of uming and ering, he said "Well apply this on it and then come and see me in a few days."The man was a bit relieved but was still worried about what would happen to his pride and joy. So that night before bed he applied the cream.Sure enough by the morning the ring had disappeared. He was so happy he went straight to the doctors to tell him the good news.He showed the doctor the ring was gone and the doctor was pleased.The man asked him what the cream was.The doctor replied, "Just lipstick remover."</blockquote>

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