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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064198883" data-attributes="member: 14320">Mark Hoffman (a well known weirdo in Utah) was sent to prison and placed in a cell with a huge, burly guy.When lights-out occurred, the big guy got out of his bunk and said to Hoffman,"We're going to have sex! You want to be the Mommie or the Daddie?"A very terrified Hoffman replied,"Uh, well, I guess I'll be the Daddie."Then the burley guy said,"OK then, get down here and suck your Momma's dick!"What is the definition of a "lucky break?"When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.What is the definition of a "crying shame"?There was an empty seat.What's the difference between snot and cauliflower?Kids will eat snot.What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimer's disease or AIDS.""What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?""Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?A: You fuck her.Q: Why do men have assholes?A: So they won't be total pricks.Q: Why do women take longer than men to reach orgasm?A: Who cares?Q: How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.This Pole got married, but he was too dumb to know what to do on his wedding night."For God's sake, Stan," said his bride, "you take that thing you play with and you put it where I pee."So he got up and threw his bowling ball in the sink.</blockquote>

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