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Message: <blockquote data-quote="option1978" data-source="post: 1064201777" data-attributes="member: 76404">Chinese NameA guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the shops, signs & banners in Chinese. At one of the corner, he sees a laundry shop with a very unusual sign "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry". Wondering how in the world that such name fits here in Chinatown, he walks into the shop & met an old Chinese guy manning the shop.He asks the old guy "How in the world that did this place get such weird name like "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry" ?". The old guy replied "It's name after the owner". The visitor continues "Well, who the heck is the owner the?"The old guy replied "I'm the owner". Stunned, the visitor asked "You? How did you end up with such name?". The old man sighed & continue" Many years ago, i come to this country & was standing in line at the documentation counter. The man infront of me was a big blonder Swede. The documentation officer asked him "what's your name" & the big Swede guy replied Hans Olaffsen. After he is done, the officer then looked at me & asked what's my name & I replied "Sam Ting" (Sam Ting = Same Thing)Angel a top Christmas TreeOn one Christmas Eve, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip. He he was dressing up & pulling his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. He tried on another pair & again it was too tight & it ripped as he pulled them up to his bum. Finally, managed to force himself into the third pair & it feels extremely tight & prayed hard that it doesn't rip again.As we went on for a final check on the preparation, he found that the elves are on strike & the reindeer had shin splints. That this point Santa was bummed & near boiling, he went into the kitchen for a cold drink to calm down but found that the bottle was empty. Now Santa is really boiling over at the top. Out of sudden, there was a knock on his door. Too pissed off to bother, Santa decided to ignore it but the came another knock followed by a series of knocking. Filled with rage, Santa opened the door & there it was a little angle standing there holding a tree & asked "Hey Santa, what do you want me to do with this Christmas tree?"Hence......the story of the Angel atop the tree.3 useless thingsFather Brown was walking down the street when he noticed Little Johnny standing at the corner of the street hitting flies & chanting "F**king flies, die die die". Shocked by little Johnny's language, Father Brown approached him & asked what is he doing. Little Johnny replied "i'm getting rid of these f**king flies". Father Brown commented "You shouldn't do that. Flies, like us human beings are equal creation of God & every thing God created served a purpose in life"Little Johnny replied "F**k that". Getting annoyed, Father Brown asked little Johnny "if you disagree with me, then can you name 3 things that are created by God & doesn't serve any purpose in life?"Without hesitation, little Johnny replied "A nun's nipples, a monk's testicles & these f**king flies"</blockquote>

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