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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064204561" data-attributes="member: 14320">Terms for Female Masturbation5 Digit DiscoBuzzing the honey holeBackslappin' BettyBailing out the Gravy BoatBeaver bashin'Bouncing the bearded clamBuffing the boxBuffing the jewelButtering up the whisker biscuitClam twiddlin' jamboreeCritter crammin'Damming the beaverDialing "O" on the little pink telephoneDiddling miss daisyDiggin' for clamsDigitis ErectusFingering the fountainFlicking the minnowFriday night lip serviceFrosting the muffin of loveGiving yourself the fingerGoing for the gooey ductImpeaching BushJuicing the clamLet your fingers do the walkingLip smackingMenage a'moiPetting the kittyPiddly DiddlerPlaying the squeezeboxPokin' the piePolishing the little pink pearlPumping the kooterPunchin' the chipmunkReading in BrailleRiding the clitoris-saurasRomancing thy ownRoughing up the suspectSelf-guided tuna boat tourSmacking Jerry Garcia on the noseSpanking LucyStroking the newtTicklin' the tacoTissue ticklingTwirling the pearlUnbuttoning the fur coatWarming the wrist rocketA guy had never had sex before, so his buddies set him up with thiswhore for a couple of hours. He really had NO clue, and when she satdown on the bed completely naked, she says, "Do you know what I want?"He looks at her and says, "No" and then she lies down on the bed andstarts rubbing her breasts and moaning she says, "do you know whatI want?" And he says, "No" So then she spreads her legs *wide open* andstarts fingering herself and says, "NOW do you know what I want?" Andhe says, "Yeah - you want the whole fucking bed to yourself!"Sever Sex ProblemsA woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problemswith her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did notseem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked,"Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well,yes, I did once." "Well, how did he look?" "Very angry" At this pointthe psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said,"Well, that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tellme, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex;that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw his face thattime?" "He was looking through the window at me."____________Q: How does a man manage to keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs, and diamonds.Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.Daffynition - Mistress: something in between a mister and a mattress.Q: How can you tell if it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?A: Look in your pants. If you have a dick, it's not time.Q: At what point does a priest need a prescription for Viagra?A: When his altar boy class exceeds 10 members.</blockquote>

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