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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064210830" data-attributes="member: 14320">DENTISTSA guy and a girl met at a restaurant. They're getting along so well that they decide togo to the girl's place.A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands.He then takes off his pants and washes his hands.So the girl looks at him and says: "You must be a dentist!"The guy all surprised says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?"The girl replies: "Easy, you keep washing your hands".One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says:"You must be a GREAT dentist!"The guy was very very surprised, he says: "Yes, I sure am a great dentist.How did you figure that out?"The girl says: 'Easy ... I didn't feel a thing."***Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to beginworking on her, she grabs his crotch.The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other,aren't we."***Jones (meeting friend): "Why the broad grin?"Brown: "I've just come from my dentist's."Jones: "Is that anything to laugh about?"Brown: "Yes - he wasn't in and won't be for two days."***Victim: "Hey, that wasn't the tooth I wanted pulled."Dentist: "Calm yourself, I'm coming to it."***A boy and his mother stood looking at a dentist's showcase."If I had to have false teeth, mother, I'd take that pair," said the small boy, pointing."Hush, Willie," interposed the mother quickly, shaking his arm,"Haven't I told you it's bad manners to pick your teeth in public?"***Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $90.00.Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.***This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says:"I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!"To which the dentist replies: "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."***"Mummy, that dentist wasn't painless like he advertised.""Why, did he hurt you?""No! but he yelled just like any other dentist when I bit his finger."***Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentist: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist***The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr.Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered,"No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.""I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly."Now, which tooth is it?" Mr. Smith turned to his wife Becky. "Show him, honey." X-rated Christmas Carols*I'm Dreaming of a Great Blow Job*Little Hummer Boy*A Lay In A Manger*Let Her Blow, Let Her Blow, Let Her Blow*The First Time With Noelle*Oh, Cum All Ye Faithful*I Came Upon A Midnight Queer*Jingle Bell Fuck*Here Cums Santa Claus*Frostie The Frigid Bitch I Married*I'm Creaming On A White Christmas*That Lying, Cheating Bastard's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire*You Boff The Red-nosed Vain Queer*Oh, Hole-y Night*Santa Claus Is Cumming, You Clown*Frosty the Blow Man*Jiggle My Balls*I Don't Fear You Have Aids*The Twelve Steps to a Sober Christmas*Oh, Watch Me Pee*I Came All Over Her Rounded Buttocks*I Saw Mommy Giving Santa Head*Santa's Cock Is 12 Inches Long*Jingle Bell Rock, Suck My Cock*Do You See My Pee-Pee?*We Three Queens and a Vaseline Jar*Deck My Balls with Clamps and Leather*Bark! The Hairy Anal Thing*I Came Upon a Midget's Rear*Pumpin' Away in a Manger*Santa Claus is Coming All Over Town*Deck My Balls with Brows of Holly*O Cum, Gobby Facefuls*I Came Upon Your Midriff, Dear*Dick the Ho's with KY jelly========Woman: My ex was such a Scrooge at Christmas.Friend: Some men are like that.Woman: Yeah? The closest he ever got to giving me a gift was the time he put a bow on the head of his dick and said,"Hey, Cunt! C'mere and suck this package!</blockquote>

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