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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064221895" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Women's Views On Men</span></strong></p><p></p><p>*Men are like ... Coffee</p><p>The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied and can keep you</p><p>up all night long.</p><p>*Men are like ... Cement</p><p>After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.</p><p>*Men are like ... Chocolate Bars</p><p>Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.</p><p>*Men are like ... Blenders</p><p>You think that you need one, but you're not quite sure why.</p><p>*Men are like ... Coolers</p><p>Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.</p><p>*Men are like ... Copiers</p><p>You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.</p><p>*Men are like ... Curling Irons</p><p>They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.</p><p>*Men are like ... High Heels</p><p>They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.</p><p>*Men are like ... Horoscopes</p><p>They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.</p><p>*Men are like ... Lawn Mowers</p><p>If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.</p><p>*Men are like ... Laxatives</p><p>They irritate the shit out of you.</p><p>*Men are like ... Mascara</p><p>They usually run at the first sign of emotion.</p><p>*Men are like ... Mini Skirts</p><p>If you're not careful they'll creep up your legs.</p><p>*Men are like ... Noodles</p><p>They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and the need</p><p>dough.</p><p>*Men are like ... Parking Spots</p><p>The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left</p><p>are handicapped or extremely small.</p><p>*Men are like ... Weather</p><p>Nothing can be done to change them.</p><p>*Men are like ... Plungers</p><p>They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the</p><p>bathroom.</p><p>*Men are like ... Popcorn</p><p>They satisfy you, but only for a little while.</p><p>*Men are like ... Placemats</p><p>They only show up when there's food on the table.</p><p>*Men are like ... Snowstorms</p><p>You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get</p><p>or how long he will last.</p><p>*Men are like ... Used Cars</p><p>Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable.</p><p>*Men are like ... Vacations.</p><p>They never seem to be long enough.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064221895, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Women's Views On Men[/COLOR][/B] *Men are like ... Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied and can keep you up all night long. *Men are like ... Cement After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. *Men are like ... Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips. *Men are like ... Blenders You think that you need one, but you're not quite sure why. *Men are like ... Coolers Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. *Men are like ... Copiers You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. *Men are like ... Curling Irons They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. *Men are like ... High Heels They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. *Men are like ... Horoscopes They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. *Men are like ... Lawn Mowers If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it. *Men are like ... Laxatives They irritate the shit out of you. *Men are like ... Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. *Men are like ... Mini Skirts If you're not careful they'll creep up your legs. *Men are like ... Noodles They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and the need dough. *Men are like ... Parking Spots The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small. *Men are like ... Weather Nothing can be done to change them. *Men are like ... Plungers They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom. *Men are like ... Popcorn They satisfy you, but only for a little while. *Men are like ... Placemats They only show up when there's food on the table. *Men are like ... Snowstorms You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last. *Men are like ... Used Cars Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable. *Men are like ... Vacations. They never seem to be long enough. [/QUOTE]
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