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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064224164" data-attributes="member: 14320">Cyberbia..I turn on my computer and I'm looking for some action.I see my online lover and beg for satisfaction.We go to a private room and you know what happens next.We think and type and talk about different kinds of sex.Just about 9 days pass and I find I'm feeling ill.Maalox, Pepto NOTHING will make my stomach chill.I mention it to my online love & we try to figure it out.A few more days have passed & my stomach's sticking out!So, now my head is spinning I don't know what to do.I'm having sex with no one, EXCEPT...my online boo.No, wait just a minute. Please tell me this can't be!He cannot get me pregnant by having cyber sex with me!I call the local clinic and explain the situation.All the nurses laugh at me, I'm crying in frustration.My stomach's getting bigger with every passing day.Who would have thought you could get pregnant this way?A pregnancy test was taken, it came back with a yes.I Instant messaged my online lover and put him to the test.I told him of my feelings and all my gaining weight.I told him we were parents and gave him my due date.When all the shock was over, he gave me an online *kiss*.He told me that he loved me & he'd help me get through this.My stomach starts to ache I go run to my mom.I feel the need and start to push & out pops a CD ROM!!I put it in the computer and while I wait, I pace.When soon on my computer, comes a beautiful baby's face!You know this story's fiction but before you take a risk,put on a cyber condom...before you get some cyber dick!It seemed soooo real Track Team SteroidsThe ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team’s performance soars. They win the county, state and eventually national championship. A few days before the international grand finals, Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says, “Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest.” “What?” the coach says in a panic, “How far down does it go?” Penelope replies, “Down to my testicles. That’s something else I want to talk to you about.”------An old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, "Crisco,Crisssssssco!"Soon a store clerk approaches and says, "Lady, the Crisco is inaisle D."The old lady replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff.I'm calling my husband."The clerk is astonished. "Your husband's name is Crisco?"The old lady answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call him that whenwe're out in public.""I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at home?""Lard ass."------There are essentially four kinds of sex …HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.BEDROOM SEX – After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.HALL SEX – After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say “FUCK YOU”.COURTROOM SEX – When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you’ve got.-----Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handlesremoved?Yeah...now he has no ears.-----A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms.She said "Depends on what's in it for me."</blockquote>

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