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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064230181" data-attributes="member: 14320">This guy fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blewsand all over him until he was covered with only his big toe stickingout.An old nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up,pulled down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She humpedaway tilshe was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left.The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing whathappened. The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it.He went to the Dr. and after an exam the doc toldhim he had syphilis of the big toe. "Syphilis of the big toe?", heinquired, "isn't that rare."The doc said "You think that's rare, I had a woman in here this morningwith athlete's pussy."______A young woman said to her friend: "I didn't realizethat sex could be so painful!""Why was he THAT big?" exclaimed her friend excitedly."No, when I got on all fours, the perverted bastardmissed the target by about an inch!"______A young man went to the dentist, and as the dentist was leaning overhim he said, "I see you have had oral sex recently sir."The young man said, "Why, is there pubic hair in my teeth?"The dentist said, "No...you've got shit on your nose."______A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up.The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample".The man replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"When he gets home his wife asks "Well what did he say ?"The man replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear." Animal JokesA man called his doctor, and said "doc", you gotta come over here quick, you seewhen my wife got out of the shower, and bent over to pick up her towel a mouseran straight up her twat.The doctor said," okay just hold a piece of cheese just outside of her vaginauntil I get over there".The doctor drove up, got out of his car, and went inside to see the man holdinga big fish up to her twat instead of cheese.The doctor said,"what are you doing, I said a piece of cheese".The man said,"I did what you said, and it almost worked, but when the mouse startedto come out, the cat chased it right back up her snatch!One day in the forest a rabbit and a bear were talking when the rabbit said,"Gosh, I feel like taking a shit!""Me too," said the bear, "Do you have any problem with shit sticking to your fur?""No." replied the rabbit."Good!" replied the bear. So he picked up the rabbit and wiped his arse with him!HOW WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGSIt is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman.Women look good in sweaters.Women leave the room to fart.Though they only have two, women's breasts are far more interesting.A young boy with a green, yellow and red Mohawk sits next to anold man at the park. After 5 minutes he turns to the old man and says"What are you staring at you never did anything crazy in your life".The old man turns and says "Sure have... I had sex with a peacock yearsback and I'm wondering if you're my son".What's the difference between meat and fish?If you beat your fish it will die!</blockquote>

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