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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064256488" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Tent PoleJohn woke up one morning with an enormous erection so he turned over tohis wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakenedthough, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his littleboy into the room and asked him to bring it to his wife. The note read:The Tent Pole Is Up,The Canvas Is Spread,The Hell With Breakfast,Come Back To Bed.Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to herhusband. The note read:Take The Tent Pole Down,Put The Canvas Away,The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,No Circus Today.John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his sonto bring it to his wife. The note read:The Tent Pole's Still Up,And The Canvas Still Spread,So Drop What You're Doing,And Come Give Me Some Head.Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to herhusband. The note read:I'm Sure That Your Pole'sThe Best In The Land.But I'm Busy Right Now,So Do It By Hand!~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*How do you fuck a fat chick?Get a pound of hamburger and a poodle. Put the hamburger in her pussy,and while the dog eats the hamburger, fuck it up the ass. Older And BalderI phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic."Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge."Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute."Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"So I hung up on her fat ass ...»¤«::::»§«::::»¤«Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats CriscoYo mama's so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.Yo mama's so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.Yo mama's so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.Yo mama's so greasy, her freckles slipped off.</blockquote>

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