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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064259468" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Two Bar Women</span></strong></p><p></p><p>This man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the</p><p>way. He calls the bartender over and says, "I'd like to buy those two</p><p>ladies a drink."</p><p></p><p>The bartender replies, "It won't do you any good."</p><p></p><p>The man, with a confused look on his face says, "It doesn't matter, I</p><p>want to buy those women a drink."</p><p></p><p>The bartender delivers the drinks to the ladies and the ladies</p><p>acknowledge the drink with a nod of their heads. About a half-hour</p><p>later, the man approaches the women and says, "I'd like to buy you two</p><p>another drink."</p><p></p><p>The women both reply, "It won't do you any good."</p><p></p><p>The man says, "I don't understand. What do you mean it won't do me any</p><p>good?"</p><p></p><p>The first lady says, "We're lesbians."</p><p></p><p>The man replies, "Lesbians? What are lesbians?"</p><p></p><p>The second woman replies, "Lesbians... We like to lick pussies."</p><p></p><p>The man says, "Bartender, three beers for us lesbians."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>At the YMCA one day, a really fat man called Auschef got out of the</p><p>shower and Thorn saw him.</p><p>Thorn said, "I don't mean to be rude, but you are FAT!"</p><p>Auschef said, "Yeah, I know I'm really big."</p><p>Thorn asked, "Man, how long's it been since you've seen your dick?"</p><p>Auschef says, "LONG time, Man."</p><p>Thorn asks, "Well, why don't you diet?"</p><p>Auschef asks, "WHY? What color is it now?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064259468, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Two Bar Women[/COLOR][/B] This man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and says, "I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink." The bartender replies, "It won't do you any good." The man, with a confused look on his face says, "It doesn't matter, I want to buy those women a drink." The bartender delivers the drinks to the ladies and the ladies acknowledge the drink with a nod of their heads. About a half-hour later, the man approaches the women and says, "I'd like to buy you two another drink." The women both reply, "It won't do you any good." The man says, "I don't understand. What do you mean it won't do me any good?" The first lady says, "We're lesbians." The man replies, "Lesbians? What are lesbians?" The second woman replies, "Lesbians... We like to lick pussies." The man says, "Bartender, three beers for us lesbians." [B][COLOR="Red"]**********[/COLOR][/B] At the YMCA one day, a really fat man called Auschef got out of the shower and Thorn saw him. Thorn said, "I don't mean to be rude, but you are FAT!" Auschef said, "Yeah, I know I'm really big." Thorn asked, "Man, how long's it been since you've seen your dick?" Auschef says, "LONG time, Man." Thorn asks, "Well, why don't you diet?" Auschef asks, "WHY? What color is it now?" [/QUOTE]
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